Thursday, August 23, 2012 | 9:46am
Teleprompter Runs for Office
Backroom expert finally steps into the light
The teleprompter, after many years of putting words into the mouths of our most famous political names, has finally come out of the shadows to launch its own campaign for president.
There have been no official policy statements yet, but people close to the teleprompter say that reading will be a major campaign issue.
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