- Home
- Business & Marketing (833)
- Editorials (671)
- Entertainment (2033)
- Fashion (1032)
- Highbrid (189)
- Honeys (2876)
- Humor (948)
- Music (5222)
- Need to Know (2224)
- News (2076)
- Podcasts (4)
- ARCHIVE
Friday, January 20, 2012 | 11:08am
Rihanna Melts the Ice
Artist frolics just for our entertainment
As the mid-west waits for the first real snowfall of the season (due to hit Detroit tonight), Rihanna has done her part to help us make it through until spring.
To see more pictures of her in Hawaii yesterday, click here.
FILED IN Entertainment, Honeys
Chef Malcolm?!
Lol.. those are some pretty fat shoes to fill.
She does NOTHING for me. Now I’m not saying that I won’t SMASH, but I would be outta there before the sun rises. And I may help myself to the cash in her purse, BROOKLYN STYLE.
Smash, leave, and take her money.
.
If you had also said you would steal her car on the way out, I would be sure you were from Detroit.
Nah, cars are too hard to off load.
Cosign…she doesn’t do it for me either. oh, and I would also eat everything out her fridge on the way out, lol.
Niiice, I have to add that to my repertoire. Imagine waking up from a night of dirty smashing to find the other person gone, then finding your cash gone, then finding your fridge cleaned out…..LOL!!!
Yeah, and if it was Malcolm, the car gone, too! LMAO!
I am late the conversation but Chicago style is the way to go. Smash well, call three days later hang for a few fringe benefits, be wonderful see if she will go for the okee doke – get a key wait til she is at work pull up with the u-haul clean her out. Pick her up at that day take her to dinner dip by the hotel bang it out freaky style invite your boy and his girl to join you. Clean out the mini bar drift out one by one leave her with the bill since you used her credit card. Call he a week later if she is not suspicious start working on her girlfriends.
Actually, the car part was based on a true story.
.
A girl I worked with had a boyfriend who was a player. After getting all her money, he took her car, drove it to Detroit, wreaked it, and then blamed her for not having another car for him.
.
She stayed with him, of course.
Now thats str8 up Pimp’n !!! So she stayed like Jodeci …I see playboy used the Jedi Mind Trick on dat azz.
That’s when you put her on the strip and call it a day. Sheesh.
313 hoe
———————————————-
worldlyapparel.blogspot.com/
She is a sexy, sexy young girl, but in all honesty, I do not find her cute, at all. I would no doubt hit her, on a regular basis, but it would be on the extreme down low…