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Friday, August 12, 2011 | 2:54pm
Pippa Undone by Bun Pun
Something else to distract us from the economy
Unless you were living under a rock, traveling in space, or WAY behind on your work, you know that there was a royal wedding back in June of this year.
Years in preparation, anticipated by millions, and covered endlessly by the media, the big day finally arrived… the debut of Pippa Middleton’s ass.
Pippa, the sister of the bride, stole the show with her ass-tastic bride’s maid dress. Overnight Pippa became a sensation, spawning an entire industry of Pippa worship, including multiple posts of her wedding performance (shown Here
But like the shot heard round the world 200 years ago, the internet is now abuzz with a scandal so big that it may actually bring down western civilization…
… Pippa may have been padding her butt.
Details are sketchy, but that hasn’t stopped people from talking about it.
You can find more coverage of the story Here ,Or Here , Or Here , Or Here
You get the idea. You can’t spit without seeing a story about her performance enhancing scandal.
And it’s only going to get worse. Uncheck, this story will grow and grow, feeding off the weaker news stories, gobbling up air time – until finally television will be reduced to nothing but Pippa, her ass, and her possible padding.
Now as everyone knows, all great scandals have to have the word ‘gate’ at the end.
Originally stolen from the grand-daddy scandal of them all, Watergate, the ‘gate’ metaphor has been beaten to death over the years, but who am I to skip a good pile-on.
So what will this scandal be called? Pippa-gate? Booty-gate?
You decide, decisions like this are above my pay grade.
Her butt doesn’t look all that great to me, it’s jus’ average, that’s jus’ my opinion though. PEACE!!!
True, it is a matter of personal preference. It could just as easliy been J-Lo’s butt, or Janet Jacksons nipple, or Britney Spears upskirt.
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The idea was more about how the public gets distracted from the real problems of the world by an endless supply of meaningless celebrity.
I hear you.
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I always wondered what type of training a newscasters go thru. They are able to segue from story to story fluidly, as if no story is as important as the last. Whether it is a mass death, child being murdered, or the latest sports score it is all being told with the same tone of voice and emotion or lack of.
Yes, but to be fair, who cares about the mass slaughter in Asia when you have a panda that sneezes?
LMMFAO!!! Let’s keep the real issues off the radar and tell u how what Movie Brad Pitt and Angelina r filming next year, that’s major news.News now is so much of a joke CNN,MSNBC,FOX,CBS,NBC etc R on some TMZ shit on the real.Plus Pippa’s ass is on “Pancake status” in my opinion I have sexed alot of “Snowflakes” with waaaaaaaay more cake and frosting . Call her scandal “Pancake Gate”.
To quote that great philosopher, Sir Mix-A-Lot: “Jane Fonda ain’t got no motor in her Honda,” LOL! … Who is making a big deal of that no-butt-having…girl?! Pancake Gate, Classic!!!
LOL!!!!