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Thursday, August 4, 2011 | 8:05am
CAN’T MAKE THIS UP: Demin Co. Builds Boxers Right into ‘Sag’ Ready Jeans
With adjustable waistband so you can embarrass yourself a little or a lot more
Just in case you thought the Sagging Pants fad would be eliminated as part of the Debt Ceiling compromise, a new denim company is selling jeans with the boxers already built in. Designed to reduce the risk of FURTHER wardrobe malfunction, the jeans/ boxer mash-up gives kids just the right amount of sag. Never too much and certainly not too little. We want to be able to show off those wonderful boxers don’t we.
Founded by three brothers from Newark, the Sagz team was thoughtful enough to include an adjustable waistband with three levels of snaps so that wearers embarrass themselves a little or a lot.
“Our patented concept consists of high-quality jeans that sag naturally,” says the company’s website. “Consumers can ‘sag’ their jeans at different levels without having to constantly pull up their pants, resulting in more time to be active, express themselves and show their SWAG.”
Now what good would a jean company be without a commercial showing off some ass. After all it is how Calvin Klein got started. Mildly amusing, the commercial depicts a nosy neighbor, appalled a decently exposed woman washing her whip and calls the police but when they arrive its the two sagging pants wearers arrested not the woman. (A little political undertones if you ask me but I digress.)
So on behalf of all the Saggin’ youth of America, let me be the first to apologize for this prolonged fad. While I do believe it will someday fade, we’ll just have to put up with it just a little longer.
Via: Daily News
Stop HATING Juan, you just dont want any entrepreneurial competition. I’m giving all my correctly fiting jeans away to donation and going out and getting me a ten pairs of SAGZ…. now for a moment of sanity.
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I, and my everlasting heterosexuality, am tired of sitting on a train or bus, having to look up and see a mans half bare ass in my face. And I cant imagine a proper reason why I would want to expose any part of my ass n public. This shit needs to stop…..
Pants on the Ground, Pants on the ground,U looking like “prison pussy” with ur pants on the Ground.
This is not new. I knew a brilliant young fashion designer, who died a few years ago, who designed this exact thing in the late 90′s…Jeffrey Gause, RIP.
Saggin is played out. Looks so damn dumb…I bet if Jay-Z made a song dissin people who sag it might stop the trend….
Probably. But then he just would start somthing just as stupid or stupider…..
My favorite is the long list of crooks who decide to wear their saggin’s at a robbery, only to be caught when they trip over their pants.
@malcolm co-sign 100%, I’ve seen those dumb asses plenty of times, running away from a crime only to get tripped up by their own pants, LMFAO!, nice.
It’s so funny because i thought to do the exact thing as a joke to poke fun at saggers (psa style) and someone is actually doing this for real..smh