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Friday, January 21, 2011 | 12:11pm

SMASH or PASS: Cameron Diaz

Posted by Fat Back Chef

She admitted on George Lopez, Snoop Sold her Weed in HS. But could she puff on your blunt?

Before Cameron Diaz became the product of every white boys wet dream, she actually went to Long Beach Botantical…I mean Polytechnical High School believe it or not with Snoop Dogg . But as she recently revealed on Lopez Tonight, she actually used to be one of Snoop’s fiends copping nickle bags after lunch to blow between bells. Why she would admit this I don’t know but who cares. I wanna know if you’d let her take a puff of the el. SMASH or PASS?!

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19 Responses to SMASH or PASS: Cameron Diaz

  1. auchamp22 says:

    she got no ass at all… but she would still get the pipe game

  2. B.E.B. says:

    PASS. I’ve never liked her or even wanted to SMASH. She just doesn’t do it for me. She’s fucking ugly to me. That scary ass long grin she has….I get disgusted when I see her. Chef, thanks but NO THANKS!
    @auchamp22….you ain’t lying when you said she got no ass at all…can you imagine just hitting straight bones from the back?? Ouch….LMAO!!!

  3. 2NA$$TEE says:

    Hell 2 the fuck no!!! This cum’N from a from a Playboy who 4plays all in the Snow. She has not 1 once of ass 2 her . Plus she would have 2 gain W8 4 me 2 get at her and I know boo aint never been 2 the Buffet line ever.Plus in Hollywierd u can’t weigh over a 20oz. can of soda or they throw u back in the water. I give this she has a looooooooooooooooooooong papertrail but just on looks alone never , getcha w8 up boo then we can Holla.

  4. 2NA$$TEE says:

    Flat everywhere no TaTaz no booty her lips are ok 4 a skinny becKKKy chick but still no smashing str8 passing 2 skinnygirluver.

  5. dewayne says:

    man im smashin period! she aint nuthin but poonaanny those long legs spreaded everywhere, shit please im smashin. girls wit no ass have great poonnaanny if u didnt know!

    • 2NA$$TEE says:

      No I don’t know, playboy nor am I trying 2 find out . I like em 2 pay what they way that’s Y I like em Phatback Thick . I will pass like Big Ben did last nyt 2 the Jets .

      • dewayne says:

        sooo what i cud careless what u like 2 nastee this is my answer. i didnt comment on why u wouldnt hit it

        • E.L.Diaz says:

          Yo, seriously, tho: I prefer fatbacks…in fact, I don’t find flatbacks very attractive…however, I banged this really pretty chick before who had a nice body, curvy, nice tiddays, and just a little sumthing back there, not much…when hitting it from the back, tho, like B.E.B. said, I was hitting bone…hard (cause you know, you gotta hit it hard from da back!)…I had to slow down… I’m serious too!and I hurt my hand smacking the booty, er, butt-bone…LMAO!

          • Chill says:

            Lmao..u wild..

          • dewayne says:

            u gotta change it up homie! u just cant beat every poonaanny up. sometimes you gotta take ur time. im a ponnaannny conasuer so im doin what it takes, but ive been there wit a skinny chic from the back and ur rite that bone is there but the way her legs spread from wall to wall made up 4 it

        • 2NA$$TEE says:

          Don’t get “so emotional” like Whitney Houston playboy , I was just stating that I would not hit that flat ass trick/who aint even Hollywierd thick. If u like it good 4 u .”Can’t we all just get Along”?

          • dewayne says:

            not emotional homeboy you replied to my answer good 4 u if you wudnt hit it, but we all know if ms. diaz was standing in front of you rite now bucked naked you tell me your gonna say thanks but no thanks “come on son” in ed lovers voice

        • 2NA$$TEE says:

          Ok Homeboy maybe if she had that :”movie money” with her like a phat sack of that “other green stuff” Then yea I would smack it up flip it Dick her down, Oh no!!

  6. Jaypream says:

    Smashing! Women with a good sense of humor haven inhibitions and judging by the stars she’s been with, men who can get almost any woman in the world and actually dated her long term, she probably got some good ass pussy.

  7. Chelle says:

    I don’t have a “blunt” to blow, but she talks like a 12yr old girl. And for her cuban roots you would think she’d have something…some weight…some meat….something. naw chef I wouldn’t even take her contact smoke PASS

  8. Jumungus says:

    LOL you fellas r crazy! skinny or not Cam would get bent over! Telling me you wouldnt smash Mary? Telling me you wouldnt smash in “What happens in Vegas” Not even in Any given Sunday? C’mon man.. AND she smokes!
    Chef.. SMASH fuck it why not… lol

  9. auchamp22 says:

    WHERE THE MILK @

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