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Thursday, December 23, 2010 | 9:03am
[RANT] How Long Lines & The European Grinch Stole Christmas
Christmas just aint the same anymore.

#Christmas #Grinch #lastminuteshopping #onlinechristmasshopping
What’s Up Nation. Let me start of by wishing you all Season’s Greetings and a very Happy Holiday to the entire Highbrid Nation. May this be a time of happiness, peace and family. Give thanks for the blessings and let those who mean the most to you know so because you’ll never know when you’ll get another chance to do so?
That said, I’m starting to sour a little bit on my Christmas spirit. I have always been the biggest sucker for Christmas. As a big family guy living in the Northeast there’s nothing better than having time off from the busy life of work (or school when I was younger) to chill out with the fam, exchange gifts, eat like a pig and pretend like life is all good.
But Highbrid Nation Hall of Famer, Urban Thought once warned me about it and I didn’t listen. He, unlike me likes the season but isn’t into the whole gift giving. He says that if a person is important enough to you, giving gifts is something you should do all year and that Christmas has become a commercialized fairy tale conspiracy to get people to artificially feel like they’ve gotta spend mad dough. He’s RIGHT!
Yesterday, during my absence from Highbrid Nation…(I apologize) I snook (is that a word?) away from the office to deliver a few gifts to some clients and purchase a few last minute ones for family and loved ones. Now you all know I live in Brooklyn and unlike most parts of the world, the “malls” are few and far between. Instead we have MANHATTAN. Yeah while we have great stores like the largest store in the world in Macy’s and Bloomingdales on 3rd, all of the 5th avenue boutiques and of course Soho, its not exactly the best kept secret. And now with the American dollar in the toilet all of Europe has descended on the city to take advantage of their EURO exchange. The crowds are unmanageable during any other time of year so its insanity during the holiday season. Anything you’re looking for is either sold out or misplaced. Not to mention the foreigners are in many instances not familiar with our American ideal of courtesy. Its all madness.
Suffice it to say I spent hours in midtown looking for a few choice items of which I secured none and managed to get completely frustrated.
I’M DONE!
I used to be a person who enjoyed a little last minute shopping. I used to shoot out to the mall at Roosevelt Field in Long Island to experience the hustle and bustle and hear the Christmas music in the back ground. The urgency of it all got my juices flowing and really got me in the spirit and prepared me for the time I would get to spend with the family but those days are over.
I did however happen to purchase one gift from Zappos.com and it was the easiest most pleasant experience ever. No lines, I knew the items were in stock, easy to check out and keep your finances in check. Yeah there’s no adrenaline but you can throw on the Pandora right quick and listen to some Bing Crosby and Nat King Cole if you need that Christmas music. From this day hence forth I’m a card carrying online shopper. I love my city and will continue to support Brooklyn Small Business as much as I can but if you want my money you better have the ability to accept my credit card online. Get Paypal or something.
I know there are many of you like me out there and I say to you men and women; Join me in my fight against the Christmas shenanigans. Give gifts as my good friend Urban Thought said when you feel the need for those you love and avoid the long lines….SHOP ONLINE!
Off my SoapBox
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I totally agree Juan. I stopped shopping in stores, at least primarily,since 2008. I shop on Amazon, Toys R Us, and certain secure specialty shops online. I just cant stand the lines and the waiting, and pushing and the shoving. It really wears my mental stabilty very, very thin. And my mental stability is very thin as is……
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I blame the whole hustle and bustle, run people over for a holiday gift thing on Elmo. That red bastard was the first time I really remember people having a crazed look in their eyes and ready to physically and verbally assault people to get a toy. I’m NOT for it!!!! Look at the picture above, it looks like a f@cking mob scene!!!!!….
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While I dont claim a particular religon I do enjoy the spirit of the thankless gift this holiday season is meant to represent. There is nothing more fulfilling than seeing my kids face light up when they open up something they have been asking for all year, and I don’t go over board either, two toys and some clothes maximum. Or to bake cookies the night before for “Santa Claus” and decorating the tree, my kids enjoy this also.
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I say even if you dont celebrate this season, volunteer your time to something benfitial in your community, or purchase something and throw it in a Toys for Tots box ,which is sponsored by the good ole United States Marine Corps. My sons cub scout troop went caroling, made stockings and filled them with games and stuff for a local firehouse. I have to say that was the best thing I have done in a while…. and the teaches the kids about community responsibilty and charity…
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Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!!!
Keep that up and you gonna have to change your name to Mr. Good Guy, lol! Feliz Navidad!
I have to be good sometimes. I dont want to end up on Sants nuaughty list……
I feel you, Juan; I was having this conversation last night with a friend. Growing up, things were so much different, it wasn’t a “gift competition” and there was no sense of obligation to give someone you don’t particularly like a gift because they’re your in-law’s fifth cousin… My mom used to cook a huge meal and send out plates to neighbors and we would get food from everyone else… and the same for gifts…I have seen spoiled, ungrateful kids throw a fit and curse out loud for not getting the gift they wanted…Christmas is supposed to be about family and giving the CHILDREN gifts (you don’t see the Three Kings bringing Joseph, Mary or the Sheppards gifts; they were for the baby!) I was 12 when I got my last Christmas gift… This is just a reflection of the times and the society we live in.
I think it all changed with the “Tickle Me Elmo” craze. They started using the Supply/ Demand economics against the people. Capitalism at its finest.