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Wednesday, December 1, 2010 | 3:47pm
TSA Says:”Anyone Ejaculating during a Pat-Down Will be Subject to Arrest.
Is that 3 ounces in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
By now you’ve probably heard the story of the San Fransisco Gay Man who ejucualated while going through the new search procedures institiuted by the Transportation Security Administaration (TSA). Percy Cummings (how ironic) was arrested for this bodily function and the TSA’s official stance is that anyone who ejaculates during a pat down will be subject to arrest, REALLY? Reports are the agent searching spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings after it was evident he was sexually aroused. Cummings just happens to Have a history of sexual disfunction and in addition has his private parts pierced.
Granted this story is weird as hell but an arrestable offense, C’mon Son (Ed lover voice). TSA put these new regulations in place overnight w/o taking into consideration all of the crazy scenarios like this one that would take place. Almost ten years since 9/11 we’ve all adjusted to the fact that willingly or not we’ve given up some civil liberties in the name of safety. We’d rather having longer lines and body scanning then planes blowing up 50k feet above a major metropolitan area, but TSA must realize that when they put these measures into place that are essentially invading individual privacy and these type of incidents come with the territory.
If it weren’t for these policies you and I would have never heard of Mr. Cummings, known that he was gay, or that he has his privates pierced or has a sexual dysfunction. All of these facts about Mr. Cummings are private, but in the interest of national security they’re subject to becoming public but subject to arrest that’s where we need to draw the line. What law did he brake? We as citizens have given up rights to make this country “safer”, I think the least TSA and other agencies can do is recognize this fact and be better prepared to deal with citizens on this intimate level.
(Game Blouses)!
FILED IN Editorials, Humor, News, Ridiculous Story
WTF?!
The funniest part of the story is that once the TSA agent realized what happened he “called for back up” LMAO!
My girlfriends and I were on our way to Vegas and the TSA agents pulled us aside to pat us down. The thickest of us was asked to get patted down in private. She insisted they do it in public. MANNNN!! This looked and sounded like the opening to some porn flick. So we have rules when we travel. Where sweatpants; no jeans. Where no makeup. Where no jewelry. Nothing to set off the buzzers or drawn attention. Times are changing and now TSA dudes can call it safety.
That’s exactly my point Love, you and your girlfriends have made adjustments and sacrifices b/c of the new rules as all travelers have. Where’s the adjustment by TSA in dealing with these new set of circumstances?
Y was the TSA officer down there so loooooooong that the gentleman who is “Gay” at that was so aroused , that he Skeeted on himself.How the hell do u get arrested 4 that shit? I just hope they don’t make that part of the 3 strikes law. Skeet, Skeet, Skeet.
I’m not gonna lie, I’m concerned with the patting down. I’m traveling to this month with my family and I will get patted down. But please understand this: I won’t get aroused by a dude patting me…I’m going to be packing some down home, pernil scented farts. The abuelo type farts. And I’m releasing before, during and after the pat down. So…pat away but enjoy the scent. Pernil!
You’ll be arrested for farts too!
I can always say I didn’t do it. They can’t prove it scientifically. It’s fun fumes and it’s farts! Plus, since it is a gas, it is not like they will have any physical evidence. The skeet is physical evidence. TSA officers are not any smarter than your average red-coat asswipe from manhattan denying entry because of some wannabe rule. Fucking doorman!
I’m sorry, 4pl. Flashback
Hi. Just curious; is “Cummings” his real last name, or did you make that name up. If it is his name, he was just living up to it.
According to reports it is his real name, that makes the story even weirder.
4PL it sounds like you’re lobbying for public masturbation I’m just saying. Here’s the latest embarrassment by the TSA. One lady obviously fed up with the harassment she regularly is subjected to when going through security with her wheelchair decided instead to strip down naked and hope it’d speed up the process. Instead they put her on ice while kids and other passengers passed by including this one man who taped the whole thing.
Yo this story can’t be real. I looked at this story two days ago and it read like a spoof. Not saying that I can’t see it happening tho.
LMFAO, MAN, THESE TSA MUTHAFRENCHIES DO, DO WAY 2 MUCH, I REMEBER TRAVELING 2 L.A, THEY TREATED ME LIKE I WAS GONNA BLOW SH!T UP N I WAS GOING BCK 2 MY BASE (CAMP PENDLETON/ MARINE CORPS), DRESSED UP IN MY MILITARY ATTIRE, THE PAT DOPWN WAS UNCALLED 4, EVEN COPS DONT DO WHAT THEY DO, SAFETY IS ONE THING, BUT OVER DOING IT IS ANOTHER, JUST LIKE EVERBODY ELSE OUT THERE, THEY WONT LEARN TILL A LAW SUIT HITS ‘EM, BUT, DUDE BUSTING, LMFAO, CONTROL URSELF MAN, LMFAO, BUT, I SEE THME TSA DUDES N LEZ FEMALES GET EXCITED WHEN THEY C A SEXY FEMALE HEADIN THEIR WAY, GUESS U GOTTA STANK IT SO THEY’LL LEAVE U ALONE, LMAO