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Thursday, September 2, 2010 | 9:15am

Serena Williams Shares The Blueprint To Her Heart… And Fat Back

Posted by Juan

Serena tells People she’s taking applications. “Call Me, its That Easy”


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Although we’ve enjoyed the grace of her tennis game and lets be honest the voluptuousness of her body, Serena Williams lets face it hasn’t had much success with men.  Most recently she ended a two-year stint with Common back in April, once again leaving the door for the Nation to persue the Fat Back Award recipient.

But what exactly turns her on and what kind of brother is she looking for?  The Tennis champ recently chopped it up with People magazine and said not only is she 28-years-old, single and ready to mingle but actively in pursuit of Mr. Right.  So what kind of game would a would-be suitor have to kick to land a date with Serena?

“Call me! It’s that easy,” said at a U.S. Open Player Party in New York last week. “Just pick up the phone and call me!

Since Williams won’t be playing in this weeks U.S. Open due to a foot injury it might leave her some time to find that guy who she says must have strong family values.

“I’m looking for a guy who is close to his parents – his mom mostly because you can learn a lot about a guy by the way he treats his mom,” she says. “And someone who loves themselves because if they take care of themselves, they are able to take care of you.”

So what should you avoid if you don’t want to turn her off.

“I don’t like smokers, and of course people who disrespect their parents and families. Family is very important to me.”

Although she didn’t say much about what she’s look for between the sheets she did say although she’s “rough and tough” on the court, she hopes men aren’t intimidated by her.

“When people meet me, I’m different in person,” she says. “I’m very nice and easy going.”

So there you have it.  The blueprint for landing one of the most eligible Fat Back Bachelorettes.  Follow these simple rules and you too could land “a girl like Serena” (Kanye Voice)  Don’t ever say I didn’t give you nothing.  lol.

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7 Responses to Serena Williams Shares The Blueprint To Her Heart… And Fat Back

  1. PLAYA says:

    WHAT’S THE # BABY????

  2. auchamp22 says:

    i love you

  3. mike pow says:

    Good girl gone bad!!!

  4. B.E.B. says:

    I bet you her booty is nice and firm! I wanna know what it feels like to get up on that one!!!

  5. I would love to take her heart, and take that booty as well, that needs to be grabbed Post Haste

  6. skinnygirluver says:

    I’m smashing but that’s it….I might not call back.

  7. Sam says:

    You look beautiful my dear, that’s a true african landscape. I’m a black ZULU South African, ladies like you are to die for

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