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Tuesday, August 31, 2010 | 12:28pm
SMASH or PASS: Bristol Palin
You might not vote for her mom but is she a MILF.
@fakebristolp
Last night I was pissed when I turned to ESPN and there was no Monday Night Football. I know its still the pre-season but still. Anyway I was channel surfing and got distracted leaving the channel on ABC’s Bachelor Pad. I think its like a reality love competition between past Bachelor/ Bachelorette contestants.
Anyway at the end they announced the new contestants for “Dancing With The Stars.” I never watched the show except when Mel B’s Fat Back was doing her thing. Apparently Brandy made it and of all people Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol Palin. Huh? I thought it was Dancing with the Stars not Dancing with the daughter of a clueless radical politician. I won’t watch but I’ll ask…SMASH or PASS?!
PASS!!
PASS ON HER AND HER PHONY-ASS MOMMA!
She needs to enjoy her 15 minutes, before we see her in a porn.
im smashin and gettin her pregnant just to piss sarah and the tea party people off
Damn dudurty, that’s just effing horrible, that you took my got damned answer…
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SMASH, Knock up, and then PASS, just like ole boy did…
Mmmm…I don’t know bout this one..
I’m smashing her & her mama! And giving them both my seeds!
I doth not touch this betty.
This is a good one!!! I’d have to smash and dash.
Pound it rough and skeet on her teeth then 86 her @*$ out my bed smash then pass haha! good one chef!!!
Very good question? Well I’d pound. It rough and skkkeeeet on her teeth then I’ll smash out door!
I’ll go ahead and smash the Mom, too!!
oh yeah i’m leaving democratic votes on her chin
I would “Smash and Grab” the cash and Dash on Bristol Palin.I would of course have to send the video 2 F.O.X NEWS aka Fascist Opressive Xtremist Nazi Entertainment White Stupidity.Matter of fact send that shit 2 ALL news stations,might as well put her “I see Russia from my backyard” Closet Klanman momma Sarah Palin in the mix and give her some “BABY BATTER” 2. While I am at it , I would “MOS DEF”inately seXXX up The Bush twins , 4mer “DICK”tator Goerge W. Bitch’s wife Laura.”Mr.Bush aint hit’n it right MAAAAAANNNN!!!(In Chris Tucker aka Smokey’s voice)She needs some Young and BLACK meat.Did I mention I would put this on FOX NEWS. Sometimes u have 2 PISS off AmeriKKKa and that would 4 real do the trick. After which I would yell out”I’M RICH, BEEEEYOTCH!!!! Fuck it as looooong as I am Smashing like that Put Elvis Presley’s daughter Lisa Marie on the Hit List while we seXXX up at Graceland.
bristol can get the pistol….smash !!!
Not even with YOUR Johnson, Chef!
id smash her!