@50Cent @JOEYCRACKTS @NecoleBitchie @ihatekatstacks @ElliottWilson @missinfo @therealswizzz @aliciakeys
I thought this was a good one for a Friday that the Nation could get a good laugh from.  Lets get one thing straight for all you Twitter heads.  9 outta 10 of those celebrities you follow on Twitter are actually the ones doing the tweeting and even that’s conservative.  In most instances, its some intern, over-worked publicist or marketing rep that’s posting these messages.

Hell how does an artist take a Twitpic of themselves from 20 feet away on stage and upload it while their still performing.  Its like believing in the tooth fairy or that the chick on the other line of a 1-900 number is ACTUALLY “hot for you”.

But every now and then you get a celebrity that actually Tweets like @IamDiddy.  So while 50 Cent has had an account for quite some time, it was clear it wasn’t him behind the viel.  UNTIL NOW! This week a sudden barrage of tweets from the @50Cent account hit Twitter in a voice that only Curtis could be capable of.  As you’ll see he take shots at everyone from Kat Stacks (@ihatekatstacks), Fat Joe (@JOEYCRACKTS) Gossip Blogger Necole Bitchie (@NecoleBitchie), Former XXL headman turned blogger, Elliott Wilson aka “Yellow Nigga” (@ElliottWilson) and all the producers on his last album.  He also Twitter flirts with MissInfo (@missinfo) and is surprisingly congratulatory towards newlyweds Swizz Beats (@therealswizzz) and Alicia Keys (@aliciakeys)

@50Cent: They set me up man They wasn’t suppose to show me how To use this shit I’m activated no one safe

No 50 they just knew if you ever found out that you could insult whoever, whenever and have the whole world watch while you did it, it would only spell trouble.

@50Cent: I can’t belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I’m rich fuck this I’m going home I don’t need this shit

@50Cent: Got dam it motherfuckers I’m having a bad dayThere’s other people at the house she just likes to boss me around

@50Cent: I took out the garbage She mad cause I havent been over there a lot I been working my grand father was laughingAnd shit fuck that

@50Cent: Oh shit this bitch almost hit my carTwitter almost killed meYou can’t tweet and drive at the same timeIll fuck wit yall later

@50Cent: I was kicking it wit swiss last night That nigga happy he got alicia keysHe was smiling and shit That nigga showed me all his teeth

@50Cent: I wanta feel like swiss did last nightI think there good for each other Cause he’s happy

@50Cent: Soulja Boy my little nigga They just cought him snow mobilingIts cool. I got a nigga dat a handle dat kat stacksBitch for him right quick

@50Cent: I got a gun on me now nigga do something I’m Strapped oh that necole bitchie bitch talking Bout me oh its on

@50Cent: Shut the fuck up elliott nigga ya feet stink Go take a bath

@50Cent: If your a rapper and you sold 5,000 cdsYa fat and turn 44 years old you might want Get prostate checked and your colon cleanse

@50Cent: I need beats for my new album Send to @dremckenzie dre@g-unitrecords.com

@50Cent: Don’t send me no fuckin wack beats man Dats why my last cd didn’t do right lol I should kill every produ cer on da last cd

@50Cent: Chris lighty fired fuck that I’m startin overMy new cd gone kill I said its gone kill motherFucker

@50Cent: Necole bitchie you just hurt my feelings See dat I tried to be nice throw you a little shot Out dam you owe me a apology

@50Cent: Look michelle obama Need I thug in her life fuck that come hereGirl you can be my mentor

@50Cent: Missinfo you need to let me hit dat So I can get rid of that ciara rumorI like fine asian girls let me spank dat ass lol

@50Cent:You see that every body just saw that That nice guy shit don’t work But I like your sight necole I was just playing

@50Cent: Goodnight I’m beat I’m going to bed I aint gonna be on here agin till sat 12:00pmI’m working on my album I’m not (cont) Ok I calm down now I was gonna go out side and smack the frist Nigga I seen on twitter

Ahhh what would the game be like without its class clown Mr. Curtis Jackson?