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Friday, August 13, 2010 | 1:08am
Usain Bolt’s Season Over With Back Injury After Ambitious Kama Sutra?
Did Miss Jamaica put the sexual hurtin on “The World’s Fastest Man” short-circuiting his 2010 Season?
@usainbolt @milan_da_diva #track&field
“I am very disappointed to miss two of the top meetings on the circuit … but trust that it is better for me not to take any risks this year. 2011 and 2012 are very important Championship years and I hope to be back fully fit and healthy. I would like to thank everyone for their support and look forward to coming back stronger next year.”
These the words of Jamaican track icon and World’s Fastest Man, Usain Bolt after he announced an apparent lower back injury will sideline him for the remainder of the year. The announcement comes just follwing the DN Galan track meet in Stockholm last Friday, where Bolt lost his first individual race in two years getting beat in the 100m by a very pedestrian 9.84 run by American Tyson Gay. Bolt finished second with a shocking 9.97.
But its the source of such injury that’s now raising eyebrows. The National Enquirer of Urban Blogs, Media Take Out is citing and ‘extremely reliable source’ who claims that Bolt’s back “popped” while getting it poppin with Miss Jamaican,Lesa “Milan” a former cast member from BET’s “College Hill: South Beach.”
According to their source, the two spent the entire week together before the meet. We’ve heard of athlete’s suffering freak accident from everything from falling down stairs, getting cut broken glass while washing dishes or excessive celebration following an important win but sex? Hey if you’re gonna get hurt, it might as well be while you’re enjoying yourself right?! If its true, Tyson Gay should give the trophy back off principal.
Yessirrr! I wouldn’t be the only one hurting, tho! I would surely put a hurting on her too! Good Lawrd!
GET UR FREAK ON DAWG!!!!!!!!(TOMMY FRM MARTIN VOICE)