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Friday, July 2, 2010 | 8:02am
Tiger to Pay Elin $750M Divorce Settlement & Keeps ‘Hoes’ Away from Kids
SOUND OFF: Who Got The Better End of the Deal? Tiger or Elin?
@tigerwoods WOODS v. WOODS
So there you have it. After months of speculation it appears Tiger‘s “indiscretions” will cost him $750 million in a divorce settlement with his wife Elin Nordegren. The figure, a far cry from the couple stacks, a few whips, a shopping spree or two and a few packs of jujubes it might have cost him had he decided to be more selective, let his assistance coordinate his rendezvous and pay off his jumpoffs properly but that’s here nor there.
According to the Sun, Tiger can’t bring any past or future jumpoffs around his kids (Sam, 3 and Charlie, 1) and on the flip side, Elin will have a gag order against any tell-all books, Oprah interviews etc specifically concerning his romps with Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs our that run down porn queen Joslyn James and the laundry list of other sidechicks.
“Elin’s legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets,” one of Elin’s Friends explained to the Sun. “The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life – even if Tiger dies first – or she’ll lose the lot.”
So how exactly does this no-girlfriends provision work? Well only married women not romantically linked to Woods will be allowed around the children except any female Woods staff members that Nordegren approves of.
Under the deal, Tiger will also get joint custody while the children will still live with Nordegren. Without such provision, Nordegren could have bolted with the kids to Sweden. Under this arrangement, Woods and Nordegren each get the kids for half of the week.
So who got the better end of the bargain. I’m saying lets say she got half. That means that he’s still got a cool $750 Million in the bank and a possibility for a whole lot more. I wonder how much of that she’ll be entitled to however. I’m sure Tiger’s lawyers cut her off at the neck. But by the looks of it, Elin’s were just as good.
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I just read a report on Yahoo that said that she’s not getting 750 mil. He has made about that much in his career, the report said. It hasn’t been disclosed how much the settlement is. Whatever it is, she gonna get PAID! Who won? She won, hands down!
Tiger prolly feels like he just got raped by a pack of niggas! DAMN!
lmao…
Classic
She did, she is getting a cool 750Mill.. plus she doesn’t have to say shit… I’d be like “Thanks Tiger and tell the bitch you texting thank you as well”…
I’m not evil spirited nor evil minded, nor capable of doing evil things, I’m just a very Bad Guy,…..
And with that said wouldnt a hit man be waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy cheaper in this case…..
I’m not insinuating anything that I would/ might do or contemplate…… I’m just saying….
If its not cheaper to keep ‘em, its usually cheaper to kill ‘em……just a thought…..
750 Million…..GOT DAMNED THATS ALOT OF MONEY!!!!!
O.J. … Nothing else needs to be said….. Tiger may be a horny degenerate, but he does have some sense. We all see how that other guys life has gone since his ex wife was killed.
you talking about good ol Ray Carruth… yea tiger isn’t stupid
I mean he was wrong for cheating on his wife, and getting caught the way he did (wit his dumb azz self..lol). BUT, ain’t no way in hell, this chic should or deserve to get that damn much (her azz didn’t swing no golf clubs or sink no holds in one), I don’t care if they got kids together, it don’t take THAT much money to take care no kids(trust me, Im living proof..lol),.. hell her and kids could spend that much in their time! Thats crazy, you how many starving people or clean water systems you can feed or build with all that bread,..we are spoiled like sh*t here in the U.S., real talk!
Okay, the contract hit has been postoned. I just heard on the news that her getting 750 Million was a farce….she is only going to get something like 100 Million and some property… We will see how this pans out…..
What happened to the pre-nup? I know he had to have a pre-nup. Tiger- tell me you had a pre-nup! C’mon man-tell me you had a pre-nup!If not he shoulda had a hit-man on standby. Give her $5 mill for every year they were married(lump sum) plus $250k per child in support till age 21 or 25 if they go to college(plus college funds). Let her write any book or do any interviews she wants-the dammage is already done.
Divorce will always lead to depression and anger towards the other party. As much as possible avoid divorce;`;
divorce is always not a good news but it maybe necessary if relationships aren’t going in the right direction~`;