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Thursday, July 1, 2010 | 7:57am
Tiger Woods Wife to Receive $750 million in Divorce Settlement
The biggest case of Cheaper to Keep her ever!
Various outlets are reporting that Tiger Wood’s wife Elin Nordegren will receive $750 million settlement in her divorce from the most famous athlete and maybe pesron on planet earth. Apparently public embarrassment, losing almost all his endorsements and 8 weeks of therapy weren’t enough to convince Nordegren to stay w/Woods. There are some stipulations w/the settlement such as Nordegren can’t write any books or conduct interviews about Tiger and their marriage and the events that took place last Thanksgiving weekend. Also Tiger can’t have any of his many lady friends around their kids unless Tiger is engaged or married to that person. Personally I think Tiger is probably done w/marriage for now.
I have to go in on this one: $750 million are you serious? That’s ridiculous, that’s a majority of his fortune and years of hard work. That’s money that most of us wouldn’t see if we lived several lifetimes. What has she done to deserve that much money besides pop out a few kids and overreact to a text message, and what Has Tiger done that he deserves to pay this woman almost a billion dollars, he had sex. Married or no married no one should have to pay that much money just b/c they have sex. Name one scenario fiction or not where a man could get that type of money from a woman. Yes tiger is uber rich but $750 million is way over the top and it will inevitably put Elin and her kids in a self made prison. (Game Blouses!)
FILED IN Ridiculous Story, Sports
That can’t be true. He allegedly has earned that much in his career, so he doesn’t have that much to giver her. Some Pu**y is priceless (a few fatbacks come to mind, lol), but 750 mil? that is so ridiculous, it’s not even worth considering.
trueee
as Chris Rock would say, “I’m accustomed to a certain lifestyle,” says Elin. “Well, I’m accustomed to gettin’ da pussy at least 3-4 times a week! Where are my pussy payments?” retorts Tiger.
Ain’t no pussy with no amount of kids worth $750 mil!
If its true….she’s set, the kids are set, her kid’s kids will be set….Am I missing anyone? LOL! I know they say money can’t buy you happiness but those people are f**king idiots! If I had that money coming to me I’d be filled with joy!!! LMAO
Seriously… 750 Mil.. what!?…. I’d buy highbridnation a tv show, have Juan on there like Bryan Gumbel… That is some serious money, you could do a lot for yourself, family, and others…
I’d eat them cookies every night so she wouldn’t leave, 750 million worth the sore tongue… damn
LMAO! Hell, I’d eat them cookies just because I love eating cookies! Yo, you gotta find Juan a good co-anchor, like Alicia Keys (I’m sure he won’t mind that)….Have Da Chef host “Fatback Hour”, a nightly show that would last 3 hours, lol! can’t get enough of them Fatbacks!
hell yeah Chef will have a marathon of fatbacks like Law and Order SVU… you like Ms. Keys next to him huh?, lol nah, i see Juan co-anchoring with Paula Patton… or my dark chocolate chip Gabrielle Union…
Don’t forget we’d have to have a 10 minute segment on SMASH or PASS! And we’d have to get Juan to interview all the Fat Backs and Chef would be the camera man for the interviews because we all know he’d be zooming in on all that ass!!!! LMAO! HNTV? Not a show, we gotta do better! We gotta get them their own channel! That would be the sh*t!!! Hey we can dream can’t we?
Yo, I’m looking for an excuse to move back to NYC, I need to get down with HNTV! stage hand, lighting (i can change lightbulbs), oil man (rubbing oil on the fatbacks)…
whatever, LMAO!
All those fatbacks Diaz you will need a co-worker to help you with the oil… i’m ya man
This all makes me a little bit ill. I’m not condoning Tiger’s behavior at all, or saying that Elin should not get some money in the divorce. But $750 million? Come ON. What has Elin done to EARN any of that money? Not a damn thing. The fact that Elin is going to get millions of dollars of money she had no part in earning makes me SICK. What was she before she married Tiger? She was a freakin’ NANNY for Chrissakes, and now she wants to pocket 750 million? For what?? Pain and suffering? C’MON SON!!!! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE W(IT DAT BULLSHIT!!!!!! Bitch, for you to even have the AUDACITY to be asking for that much just greed, selfishness, and an extreme sense of unearned entitlement on your part. You earned none of that money; Tiger earned it by winning tournaments, doing endorsement deals, commercials, etc. As bad as his behavior has been, he earned every penny of that money. You had no part in his fortune, therefore, to ask for such a huge amount is laughable. It’s crazy how women will do anything to trap a successful man nowadays. It’s so bad that if i ever became famous the first thing i’d prolly do with my money is get a vasectamy so none of these money hungry bitchez could touch me. this is why Chivalry is dead today, women like this killed it. I can really see now why Greed is one of the 7 Deadliest Sins. I hope she loses both her legs in a car accident in whateva Lambo she buys with his money. That would be KARMA in it’s finest moment.
***MESSAGE TO ALL GOLD DIGGIN’ WOMEN
Don’t leech off of another man’s success just to get the things u want in life. Have a sense of Pirde and Integrity. Do for urself. The only thing better than being rich and successul is knowing u got there ON UR OWN. Instant Gratification can never feel as good as being rewarded thru hard work and persistance.
Yo, I can feel your rage! that’s crazy ish…and she wont get anything close to that 750, but like you said, she earned none of it, anyway. So, she should be ecstatic with the mills she gets to “support her lifestyle” and the kids…smh.