@tigerwoods #cheating
While Tiger’s “indiscretions” with many random side chicks over the years may have cost him endorsements, loads of money and perhaps his marriage it appears at least he won’t be out some serious child support dough.  Woods was reportedly seen getting his Maury “Not the Father” gig on after paternity documents proved with a 99.99% certainty that another man was the father thus ending porn star, Devon James campaign to trap the golfer.

Seeking to get in on the Tiger publicity party, James, starting telling folks Woods had fathered her child after the two got it popping back in 2001. However, earlier this month TMZ.com reported that James own mother has told them a DNA test conducted in 2002 already determined that some random guy named Pele Watkins was the biological father of James’ nine-year-old son, Austin.

Realizing she’d been exposed, a defiant James filed filed legal documents in Manatee County, Florida demanding a DNA test.  No test was ever administered of course because yesterday the documentation from the original test surfaced.  Word is James will now be going on tour with Kat Stacks.

Message to gold digging side chicks: I think the Tiger train has left the station.  If you weren’t one of the first 10 or 12 jumpoffs to come forward you’re pretty much irrelevant.  We get it.  He like to dabble.  But unless you’re bringing something new to the table, sorry you missed the boat, all the hush money has been doled out now that the cat is out the bag.  Sorry, however there are plenty of other athletes you still have time to jump on the bandwagon with.  I would start with the husbands of those Basketball Wives.  Hope that helps. Good luck!