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Friday, May 21, 2010 | 8:14am

SMASH or PASS: Gloria James

Posted by Fat Back Chef

Delonte West went there but would you?

Gloria James
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In the most bizarre and reckless move in recent memory, Cleveland Caviliers guard, Delonte West is rumored to have smashed Gloria James, mother of LeBron James…at least, it’s true according to the very Calvin Murphy.

Murphy, former NBA star guard has for some strange reason come forward and confirmed that his sources say that Gloria has been beating off West. If there’s anyone who would know about such extremely reckless behavior its Murphy, has 14 children, all girls from nine different women and was once accused of sexually abusing FIVE of them.  I’m not sure if that discredits him as a source or AN EXPERT?!  Either way talk about disrespect.  What the hell was Delonte thinking other than he definately didn’t want Lebron back next year.

So now everyone’s talking about how Lebron’s lackluster performance was somehow linked to his uncovering the news midway through his team’s playoff series with the Celtics.  I’ll leave that for ESPN.  I want to know would you shit on the kings thrown?  SMASH or PASS?!
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21 Responses to SMASH or PASS: Gloria James

  1. Levi says:

    Bye Bye Cleveland!!
    Hello L.A.!!

  2. Bubba Mo says:

    “Sit your black ass down”….. Pass.. She looks like Lebron just shorter with more hair….

  3. PLAYA says:

    BURNING RUBBER PASS!!

  4. auchamp22 says:

    Not even remotely cute…. passing for 3,000 yards like Tony Romo

  5. Left-eye says:

    Passing like Randall Cunningham’s 90+ yard TD

  6. Mr. Bad Guy says:

    Like Bubba Mo said, SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE LeBRON!!!!!! NOT A GOOD LOOK!!!

    PASS!!! 72 point fonts!!!!

  7. skinnygirluver says:

    PASS!!! But I still find this one interesting in this respect. Would you pass 20 something years ago when Lebron could be hooking you up with NBA riches right now if you were his pops?!

  8. Drew Dastardly says:

    PASS …but just to touch on that whole Delonte West thing… Wow, it just amazes me how negroes don’t live by any codes these days. It’s like open season out there. Violations are so flagrant. SMH. I don’t advocate violence, but somebody needs there (butt) kicked. (That’s if it’s true) …but wait, why is ol’ boy even in the position for that to be in question. …smells a lil fishy lol

    • skinnygirluver says:

      The lack of Code bothers me too. That is getting out of control. You used to catch a little hell for messing with someone’s sister but their MOTHER…that’s just crossing the line.

  9. sungod says:

    You cannot have respect for a so-called mother of an NBA player when she’s acting like a damn HOODRAT!Pass her ass back to da hood!

  10. khalil amani says:

    could it possibly be that they really are attracted to one another beyond the male dick postering? I mean, where I come from, if you were 20ish bangin a 40ish woman… you were the shit! It is a little strange that it’s Lebron’s ol’ girl he’s waxing though…Older women will sleep in the wet spot, you know! And after sex, they’ll get up and make you a peanut butter & jelly sandwich and some red Kool-Aid.

    • Jaypream says:

      So true. Older women do know how to treat their men. They don’t have the “what can you do for me” persona of today’s hip hop influenced women.

    • Drew Dastardly says:

      The thing is, Mr. Khalil, is that it doesn’t matter if they are attracted to each other. Madukes is sacred ground, PERIOD! And to be playing a TEAM sport and committing such a a transgression is out-right blasphemous. The “King” should send his (butt) to the gallows.

  11. Jaypream says:

    She got a jaw line that looks like it could take a punch! I’m passing, pedal to the floor, red lining.

  12. REALTALK says:

    IF I DECIDED TO HIT HER OFF ONCE. THEN IMMA SAY FUCC IT AND MAKE LABRON MY STEPSON. IT’S SIMPLE ECONOMICS. SO I WOULD SAY SMASH. AND HE’S A PRO BALL PLAYER. THERE’S STIILL A SMALL WINDOW TO CREATE A LITTLE LEBRONTA WEST FOR HIS SELF. YA DIG.

  13. TheBolB says:

    It depends on if she has a fatback!
    LMAO!!!!

  14. 4PL says:

    Someone made the comment earlier about standards I have to agree, somethings are just off limits especially the Kings momdukes. Maybe Delonte was off his meds again

  15. Chill says:

    Yeah..if its true..thats some disrespective sh*t there, if it was bcak in the days, it would’ve been off wit his head…PASS like-a-mu&*&a!

  16. deetay says:

    I don’t mind being called step dad but she got to have a strong gravy biscuit and smothered pork chop game. You know she taken care of so the rest is gravy.

  17. J'mo says:

    Pass…like a no-look from Magic to Worthy!

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