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Tuesday, May 11, 2010 | 10:28pm
Strip Club Sweatens Knicks Offer To Sign Lebron James To New York
offers the pending free agent an offer most any other mortal man could not refuse
@Lebron2010 @cavs @thenyKnicks
Now just one win away from elimination, the home crowd in Cleveland left the arena following this evening’s game down 3 games to two to the Celtics wondering if tonight was the last time they’d ever see Lebron James play a home game as a Cavelier. Lebron, who will become a free agent following the end of this season, has shifted the entire NBA on its access. The New York Knicks, who among other teams who want to sign him, basically tanked the last few seasons to ensure they’d have the cap room to have it as an option.
And while many close to the athlete and the sport aren’t giving him much of a chance of his landing in a Knicks uniform this summer, top New York City strip club “Scores” has decided not to leave the negotiation up to the Dolan and the Knicks. It has chosen to make its own independent offer to the the NBA Superstar in hopes of landing him.
According to TMZ, this is what they are offering:
a free lifetime of lap dances
“Lebron James Day”: all strippers will wear his jersey
free food for life at Scores’ steakhouse
Sounds like an incentive build for a “king”. While its probably nothing more than a publicity stunt, if offered the same package I would imagine much of the nation would have responded “where do I sign.”
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That’s an offer I would not pass on. Forget the food, the free lap dances alone woulda swayed me.
That dude doesn’t care about Strip clubs, he wants a championship ring… i don’t see him getting it while the TRUTH is in the East and Kobe is out west with two 7 footers….
PLus Lebron is knocking down dimes, not dirty nickels..
New York you need to think of something else, better put him in Times Square like Diddy
WTF is responsible for putting that Knicks jersey on this dude???!!! F*ck Lebron! He can keep his prima dona ass in Cleveland (or wherever the F*ck he wants to go!) what has he ever won? Maybe we can win with him and two other big timers (like a point guard and a big, physical, scoring/rebounding forward). Obviously, he doesn’t have to get it done, even with the decent support cast he has now (or is it Mike Brown’s fault?)
If the Knicks had him this year, we would have been closer to winning a championship than Cleveland is. We have better support players (when the dumbass GM is not giving away the NBA’s best scorer off the bench!!!)
I’m tired of this shyt trying to get this dude to come here! We are New York! we don’t have to beg this Mufucka! Man-up DAMN IT! show some F*cking pride and BUILD a team!!!! AAAARRRGGGHHHH F*ck!!!!
thank you…can i get some water?
Well damn..I hear ya bro,.. yeah gone get that water..lol.
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