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Thursday, March 18, 2010 | 10:37am

SMASH or PASS: Tiger Woods’ Porn Star Mistress, Joslyn James

Posted by Fat Back Chef

Would You Fall In Line With Tiger and be Sloppy 12,389,745ths?

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Yo my man Tiger Wood is off the chain fo real.  I know yall probably heard about this new website that British porn star and Tiger Woods ex-mistress Joslyn James launched with a whole rack of crazy text messages.  If you missed it here’s a sample:

OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. – I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you – Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? … just morbid curiosity. – You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you

Dude is crazy son.  LOL.  Sounds just like the kind of kinky nonsense you would expect from a sex starved loser texting naked from the waist down with a bottle of lotion or some ish.

I don’t know though, if I was Tiger why the hell would I mess with a porn star?  YOU’RE TIGER WOOD MY MAN!  You could have whatever you want.  Leave the trashy porn stars for us common folk to sift through.  That said if you could…would you? SMASH or PASS?!

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12 Responses to SMASH or PASS: Tiger Woods’ Porn Star Mistress, Joslyn James

  1. guest90210 says:

    i wouldnt mine being number 12,389,746.lol pornstars know how to f*ck.

  2. Left-eye says:

    Hmmm…her face is a little…how do you say it…ugly.

  3. Bubba Mo says:

    Smash or pass guys that is the question…. Tiger chicks are a lil to skinny for me and have no rump shaker……PASS!!!!

  4. auchamp22 says:

    i’d test it, head game proper

  5. macika says:

    Pass.

  6. skinnygirluver says:

    Gotta SMASH. This side piece makes sense to me in the way that I’m sure Elin isn’t giving it up like a porn star. I don’t know what other kind of sex Tiger was going for with everyone else but he’s definitely going for something he wasn’t getting at home with this one.

  7. Mr. Bad Guy says:

    Nah!!! Pass!!!
    I’m not tring to get victimized by the Pubic Enemy. (Who remembers that Tribe Called Quest joint.)

  8. Jaypream says:

    Most definitely smashing. I seen homegirl in action and she is a beast in the sheets. I ain’t mad at Tiger at all for this one. She just needs to keep her fucking mouth shut!

  9. Emerson Diaz says:

    HELL NAW!!! that nasty-looking skank!!! she prolly got sores on her ass from getting pounded by all kinds of nasty MFs (like Tiger).
    Not being holier than thou here, there are some porn stars I would SMASH (with the proper health clinic certificates)…but not this nasty-ass…….

  10. jungle says:

    For sure she tossed tigers salad nuff times already…….she’s all yours fellas!!!!!

  11. jim o says:

    shes ugly but she can fuck,so smash after a couple of scorpion bowl at china garden.lol

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