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Wednesday, February 10, 2010 | 2:46pm
Nelly Crowns A New “Miss AppleBottoms 2010″
Never trust a big butt and a smile
We all know that when it comes to round mounds there is only one brand that counts and that’s Fat Back. However Fat back isn’t the only brand dedicated to the women who got all the correct curves, there is also Nelly’s Apple Bottoms brand (though some may argue that after the whole Pigford thing).
It’s the first I’ve heard of it but it seems that Nelly even crowns a “Miss Apple Bottom” every year. This year’s winner is Anna Perret, an 18 year old who was crowned in front of a crowd of 1500 in the Netherlands.
Along with the crown Perret was awarded €15.000 (that’s like a million dollars right?) and a AppleBottom photo shoot.
Can’t say she’s not a good looking woman and she is obviously AppleBottoms worthy. Fat Back worthy though? Let me think on that.
Pssst!!! Apple Bottom!?!?! That’s more like a squashed grape!!! Nelly needs to hang that shit up!! Come talk to Highbrid Nation and get some bonafide, certified FatBack in his ads. He needs girls with STRAIGHT ASS(72 point fonts)(Eyes popping out Buck Wheat Style), he need to holla at Bria Myles, or DSTACKED, or Cubana Lust!!!! These girls he got arent worthy to be mentioned when it comes to talks about BOOTY!!! Look at her, she aint got shit!!!! And she trying to poke it out to boot!!!!! Psst!!!! SMH, thats a motherf@cking derierre disgrace, a fraudulent fanny. I’d rather see a padded booty!!! At least it leaves something to imagine!!!… (stepping down off of soap box)
Yeah son! Cubana Lust! Good gawd and a side of had mercy. She is one of the finest women ever.
i feel you Mr. Bad Guy, but i can’t be mad at them cakes either.. seem like babygirl ain’t well known… maybe thats why he picked her
i think he made the right decision. its a BUSINESS decision!! its Nelly’s brand and he can ‘choose’ whomever fits the bill at that time whereever he is, say….the Netherlands. Also depends on if the contestants were from all walks n colors of life or just the Netherlands. ALL WOMEN CAN HAVE APPLE BOTTOMS! Not all women gonna look like Esther Baxter and be from Finland. All women aint gonna be from Japan and look like Heidi Klum. All womes got asses. Some just not as big and round as others or as small and square as many. That man tryna get that european money. I say, get it if the gettins good!
Fraudulent Fanny!! lmao
LOOKS GOOD TO ME…SMASH!!
datswhatimsayin!!!
Macika makes a good point: it’s business! he should be doing this every year…make it into a tv show: looking for this year’s apple bottom girl. It will increase interest and publicity in the brand. In a couple of years, he’d have girls lined up to have their ass measured and fondled like it’s American Idol. I’d like to do the fondling myself!
Miss Apple Pie Bottom. Boo Nelly…
maybe she aint gotta apple bottom(and no fat back) but damn she fine as hell. besides aint like they cant just photoshop her ass to make it bigger and better shit they do it to all the other ones.
Her Ass, Waist and Hips ratio make them jeans look good. So, yup, she looks like a winner to me. But those are Apple Bottom Jeans not a Fat Back.
That’s an apple bottom, but definitely not a fat back. But from a business standpoint, u can’t have women with 45-50 inch asses up in Essence magazine spreads and shit. Most women simply aren’t built like that and in business u have to know and understand who ur selling to.
This is my formal retraction of previous statement.
I have mispoken. Her name is Laura Dore (with a accent mark over the “e”). She is BAD!!!!! There is absolutly nothing fraudulent about her fanny nor disgraceful about her derierre. She is certified Fatback!!!!! I saw some pics from her website. Man O Man!!! Will the administrators of Fatback please post pics for all the Nation to see!!
Thank You.
This has been a formal retraction of previous statement.