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Tuesday, February 2, 2010 | 7:35pm

Beyonce Is Up For The Award She Truly Deserves, A Razzie

Posted by Mike "Evorgleb" Belgrove

Finally someone reconizes her art for what it is.

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Let me start off saying, I don’t like Beyonce. It’s not that I don’t think she is at least somewhat talented and attractive. I just think she’s a con artist. A con artist who has somehow managed to convince the world that she is this smart, witty and savvy person. When in reality she’s kinda dumb, somewhat annoying and is constantly abusing the English language.

I recently had a chance to watch her most recent comedy Obsessed and boy did that sh*t suck. Yet people thought it was good. My own mother called me one day and told me how much she enjoyed it. That’s when it became clear to me that Beyonce is basically Urban Entertainment’s version of the Anti-Christ. She’s somehow fooled the masses. Everyone except for me and the people in charge over at The Razzies that is.

If you aren’t down with the Razzies. They are basically like the Oscars but instead of awarding good acting they award bad acting. After reviewing Obsessed for themselves they felt like Beyonce would be a good nominee for Worst Actress of the Year. Other nominees for the award are Miley Cyris for “Hanna Montana”, Megan Fox for “Transformers 2″ and “Jennifer’s Body”, Sandra Bullock for All About Steve and Sarah Jessica Parker for “Did You Hear About the Morgans?”

If You ask me, Beyonce’s got this one in the bag. Maybe she’ll even be nice enough to swing by and accept it in person like Halle Berry did a few years back.

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15 Responses to Beyonce Is Up For The Award She Truly Deserves, A Razzie

  1. Jaypream says:

    I agree. I thought she sucked balls in that movie. I guess the director did too cuz u see how small her parts were

  2. Bubba Mo says:

    But seriously Mike tell us how you really feel…LOL!!!

  3. 4pl says:

    The fight seen w/her and the white chick was poppin, and she look good as hell in that movie.
    Beyonce is a talented singer and performer u can’t deny that. You can’t really say that a person who’s reached her level of success is “dumb”, but she does come across a little “slow” sometimes when she talks

  4. RO says:

    I feel you Mike. Beyonce is a sub-par singer, bad actor and I dont really like her. But Mike I will give her this. Even thou she doesnt have alot of talent, she looks good, and works really hard at what she does. Sometimes hard work off-sets lack of talent. (Look at Puffy daddy). Beyonce always put out songs to keep her buzz fresh.(even if they’re dumb). If you ever see perform live she always gives 110 percent. All dance step you see in video’s she does them on stage for the most part. Even thou I dont like her I cant hate on her.

  5. chelle says:

    been waiting for someone to say it…she’s overrated. she’s pretty yes(although someone with that much money should never wear bad weaves like her)and she can hold SOME notes….but she’s overrated. THANKS MIKE…I DON’T LIKE HER ASS EITHER

    • smh says:

      is it me or does it seem like everything this chick says its like she always hating on someone i aint tryna beef but thats the vibe im gettin

      • chelle says:

        no i just think that hollywood is fake and a big joke…i appreciate the phat backs(some of them anyway)…lol…thanks for paying attention though :D

  6. Chill says:

    I feel you on this Mike, people been calling this chic the badest, when I read that, that sh*t cracked me up.lol!

  7. Jason says:

    I enjoyed this movie a lot and I thought Beyonce was very good in it. Of course Hollywood (as shown By Precious) only likes seeing vulgar pathological portrayals of black people. But Bey is rich, beautiful and happy so wear that haters.

  8. 4pl says:

    Beyonce can’t sing! Y’all are crazy

  9. micale says:

    Thank you!. nough said

  10. samuel says:

    u are a bastard mike.all of u dat dont love her are bastards. she is great and good. if u don’t like her, go to hell and burn to ashes because she doesn’e even know thatu guys exist and she never will becos ur lives are so fucked to be recognised by any body. fuck all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!

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