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Wednesday, January 27, 2010 | 2:00pm
SMASH Or PASS: Snooki
Ever dream of being with a girl who meets every stereotype of her culture?
To be honest with you all, I’ve never seen Jersey Shore. I’m quite the opposite of the show’s target demographic. However I am aware of the show and it’s cast because you can’t turn on the television set without hearing something about the show or seeing a clip from it. One of the stars of the show is the young lady above. Known to those close to her as “Snooki”.
So what do you think guys. At 4’9” she’s technically a dwarf. She fits every Italian-American stereotype. And she has an oddly Hulk Hoganish orange skin tone. So Smash or Pass?
Nice rack
I would go low 4 sho. Never mind the hulk skin tone. I will give her something incredible!! SMASH
id have to be drunk in order for me to even consider talkin to her! never mind tryna beat that. ive seen some of one of the episodes and she is not the best lookin chic on the show and she be just wildin out……ANYWHERE!!
PASS!!! Nah, I don’t like smashing Midgets. The girls is 4’9″ and built like a Meatball.
LMAO! built like a meatball?!
Never watched show either. PASS!!!
I’LL GUT SNOOKI LIL ASS!! She can afford to loose bout 10lbs round da mid-section but I’m SMASHIN!
I’d smash just to break her down. I love to shut up women with big mouths
Jersey Shore is over, but the mammaries live on… Check out “Jersey Shore (A Love/Hate Song)” at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNq7LyJ5dAc
Smash, on the low though. Call it secret fantasies of midget F@cking.
She aint no midget just a shorty with big tits, Smash she’s a mega freak and would leave you dehydrated.
Mike You gotta watch the Jersey Shore, it’s the best and worst show on tv all wrapped in one
SMASH! then i’ll fist pump like a champ….
yeah i said it.
yea i’ll smash them cakes… her dumb ass
She is kind of cute, short and thick…SMASH….
Pass. PEACE!!!
Pass
she look like a treasure troll.pass
LMAO! (I think people heard me laughing outside my office) …. that’s goood, man!!!
PASS!!!!! This broad is ugly and has no body! I’ve seen the show too and she has nothing to offer. As a matter of fact she’s always getting dissed by dudes and she can’t figure out why! LMAO! I don’t give a damn if she’s got a nice rack, she doesn’t have an ass! She ain’t worth me pokin…
damn so hostile…although i agree(PASS)…lol. but still she’s not worth ur blood pressure lmao
SMASH!!
PASS
I would smash 4 the simple fact that she tries 2 have swag and style but lack’n intellect . The show is bullshit . Yet I head on collision SMASH her dwarf ass . She is just the right height 2 per4m mad brain surgery . She is not bad looking at all plus u could spin that beeyotch Round Round like a record baby .She just need some chocolate dick like a lot of these Hollyweird Hoes Do.
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Hell naw! She looks like an alien!