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Wednesday, October 21, 2009 | 6:34am

Lil Wayne’s DNA Hearing In NYC Gun Case Could Expose His Alien Genetics

Posted by Juan

New scientific DNA profiling method to be used to uncover truth could reveal a much darker secret

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Tomorrow, Lil Wayne will be in a Manhattan courtroom for a hearing on his 2007 gun-possession case.  According to Billboard however, officials are expected to use an innovative DNA profiling technique to extract trace amounts of DNA and link Wayne to the gun found on his tour bus after a concert.  If it works, the 27-year-old who has pleaded not guilty could be looking at 3 1/2 years in prison.

The hearing aims is said to be groundbreaking as it looks to establish whether what’s known as low copy number DNA profiling has general scientific acceptance.  But there’s a small problem?  What if they indeed discover what we’ve all been suspecting that indeed Lil Wayne is not human but an extra-terrestrial life form brought to destroy hip hop, poison young fans with incoherent music while convincing them to drink cough syrup and Kool-Aid concoctions?  A big day for science.

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6 Responses to Lil Wayne’s DNA Hearing In NYC Gun Case Could Expose His Alien Genetics

  1. Emerson Diaz says:

    LOL! You’re killing me with the Lil Wayne as alien references, Juan….Why you keep grinding that axe?! (I guess we all have our pet peeves) no pun intended, LOL!

  2. B.E.B. says:

    Maybe he should stop calling himself a martian. LOL……wait are we making fun of Weezy??? I bet ca$h will be leaving a comment pretty soon defending Wayne! LMAO! Well hopefully everything will get straightened out for the money maker of cash money/young money because if the star gets locked up…..its over.

  3. macika says:

    THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL PEOPLE OF COLOR WHO HAVE MONEY. WHEN YOU GET ALOT OF FAME AND FORTUNE NOWADAYS, THERE WILL BE SOMETHING WAITING IN THE WINGS TO EITHER SET YOU BACK OR DROP YOU OFF. PROTECT YOURSELF AT ALL TIMES.

  4. Pingback: » Lil Wayne Learns People Go To Jail For Committing Crimes | Highbrid Nation | Because Knowledge is Power

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