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Tuesday, February 3, 2009 | 4:24pm
COMPLEX: 5 Ways Rick Ross Can Save His Rap Career
Straight clowning
For those of you who follow Complex Magazine‘s blog you know they regularly drop a top 5 about a current event, kind of in the same vain as David Letterman’s Top 10.
Having some fun with the 50 Cent/ Rick Ross beef they dropped its top 5 suggestions of how Curtis’ latest nemesis, Rick Ross can avoid the rap pink slip. As they point out while 50 may be hard to beat he’s certainly not invincible.
I see they had a lot of fun with photoshop over there at the Complex Blog. This is all too funny though…
#2: MAKE HIS OWN VIDEO WITH 50′S BABY MAMA
Playing off the line in “Mafia Music” where he talked about 50 burning Shaniqua’s house down, we suggest he shoot a video where he goes through her new crib and installs various fire safety equipment. “Yo, dis Ricky Rawse here, ’bout to install that ‘09 First Alert Dual Sensor Smoke Detector. What y’all know about that? 50 don’t know nothing ’bout this right here. RAWSE!”
This is the funniest one by far!
rick ross career is done hes expose..he lied about doing the correction -officer thing i mean im not getting at doing what he got to do but why would he lie about it to the people? 50 doesnt event have to go hard on em’ ..the rick ross -this is the life and the hustla was it hes going to go on the where are they now list soon.
Its a shame because Rick Ross was starting to grow on me. That superman song off his last album was aight. 50 has become the modern day version of KRS-One. He used to kill careers on the regular.
LMAO!!!!…they said,
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“…he’s the size of an adult Pacific walrus…”
Yeah cause the Atlantic kind are a little bit slimmer.
rotflmao!
crazy
Anybody that liked Rick’s music and stops listening because of a 50 dis needs to really wake up and discover that they are not a music lover, but a slave to propoganda! Public Enemy said it best…”Don’t believe the hype!” If you like the music, like it for your own reasons. What man is going to take pride in snatching crumbs (music industry payment) from another field negro? 50 cent will only impress me when he does it to massa (Dis Trump, dis Gates, dis a greedy record exec…) Go cake for cake… quit trying get your own people on the come up for crumbs!
Weird thing is I started to get into him a little something. Oh well. That Superman song was pretty decent. 50 is the modern day KRS-One. He used to kill careers on the regular just like fif.