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Tuesday, January 27, 2009 | 8:35am
Police Seize “Obama” Branded Heroin In Drug Bust
Even drug dealers are now capitolizing on lucrative Obama branded marketplace
So you missed out on the President Obama collectors plate or perhaps the Obama commemorative quarters were a little to cheesy for you. Well here’s something that might be right up your alley.
Cops in upstate New York raided a drug ring that allegedly was marketing a branded strain of heroin called “Obama.”
According to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun, Sullivan County Sheriff’s seized dozens of small glassine wrappers stamped in red ink containing heroin. Five suspects were apprehended.
Unconfirmed reports indicate that the defense attorneys claim the drug ring was actually an elaborate marketing scheme designed to gain the defendents entrance into NYU’s Stern School of Business for Marketing and Advertising. (Very Allegedly)
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that presidential high huh, damn shame
must be some i cant feel my face.
I got a pound of them “Obama Flakes” & Grape/Peach White Owls.
I’d question J. Edgar Hoover but his ass is dead…I think.
lmao