I was once watching the Discovery channel and they had some guy on there who was an expert in human evolution and he had a theory that humans would eventually split up into two different species. A taller, athletic more beautiful species and a shorter, uglier dumber one. He based his theory on the idea that good looking people would reproduce with other good looking people and thus evolve off on their own while ugly people would have no choice but to but to reproduce and evolve with each other. Of course this would never happen because women love them some ugly dudes.

Something in the female mind confuses physical good looks with status thus they often can not tell the difference between an ugly man and a good looking man, especially if that man has a little cash and/or power (for more on this see my infamous post on Lil Wayne).

Celebrities females are no different. Even the ones with money and power can get get confused. That’s why T-Boz was with Mac 10, Janet is with JD and of course we can’t forget Mariah Carey being married to Nick Cannon. Usually these pairings end without any real damage but the NY Daily News is reporting Mariah Carey is now pregnant with Nick Cannon’s baby and thus has canceled her tour:

“Costume designers and dancers were all called Wednesday and told the tour is off…Most were hysterically crying because they were relying on her for a paycheck this holiday season.”

So not only is Frog Face Nick Cannon messing up our human gene pool, he’s costing people their jobs. His douchebaggery obviously knows no bounds.

In a perfect world Skynet would sent back a T-800 to the year 1991 to kill Shaba Ranks and save us all from this.

[NY Daily News via R&B Music Blog]
(Image source: MariahDaily.com)