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Friday, November 21, 2008 | 2:12pm
I Hear R. Kelly Is Remixing Beyonce’s ‘If I Were A Boy’
Lmao, if I were a girl huh……..
I’d have longer hair and it’d be a 14 year old boy’s face I was pissin’ in instead, lol for the rest of the day
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This sounds like a disaster in the works.
DEFINATLY!!! This cats is gettin SUPER HATE right now over the case. I hope he wasn’t thinkin that this would ease any tensions.
The remix is bound to get some snide remarks from djs across the country. I hope that whatever lyrics he comes up with, he takes to heart.
I can imagine the lyrics now:
If I were a girl/
I’d keep my mouth shut/
Since I know that I can’t lie/
When I go to testify/
I’ll just say I have amnesia/
Yes my middle name’s Laquesha
But this money’s talking more than I
Thanks for the new jeans/
Mr. R, R, Kelly/
I ain’t gotta work no more/
Have you paid folks off before?/
In that case I got some friends who won’t talk
LMAO!!!
classic
Gamble