Fresh off his ridiculous divorce settlement, Russell Simmons has shifted focus to his Rush Philanthropic’s  6th Annual Art For Life East Hampton benefit gala.  Fort the first time, Rush Philanthropic has teamed up with Charity Buzz, a online charitable auction organization, to offer over 75 once-in-a-life time packages will be up for auction including:

A wanna-be apprentice a one-week internship with Russell at his executive office at his NYC headquarters (Current Bid: $1,450.00)
A one hour yoga session with the Simmons at his NYC home with Jivamutki instructor and girlfriend, Porschla Coleman. (Current Bid: $0.00)
Tickets to the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. (Current bid $18,000.00 )
Meet the Amazing Alicia Keys (Current Bid: $750.00)
Attend a New York Knicks Game with Petra Nemcova ( Current Bid: $1,250.00)

The Art For Life online auction is live now through July 24th, 2008. I clearly can’t afford to bid on any of these items but if you’re balling or just would like to humor yourself you can visit the Art For Life auction page for updates.