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Thursday, June 19, 2008 | 7:48pm

Can We All Just Agree That Lil Wayne Is The Ugliest Dude Alive Now?

Posted by Mike "Evorgleb" Belgrove

Don’t you dare feed that dude after midnight!

wayneugly.jpg

I once was dating a girl and I was kinda feelin’ her. In my effort to get a better understanding of what she was looking for in a man I asked her what celebrities she thought were attractive. My goal was to figure out how I fit in with her taste. So she starts to name off some guys. Basically the regulars that every women talks about (LL, Reggie Bush, ect.). Then she said something along the lines of, “But the man I think is the finest of all of them is Lil Wayne“. Then it was silent for a good minute or so. I didn’t know what to say. Not only do I personally share absolutely nothing physically in common with Wayne but that dude’s face honestly frightens me. Yesterday, I couldn’t watch his “million sold thank you” video on our site until I turned on all the lights in my apartment and checked all the closets to make sure nothing was hiding in there. Later she tried to clean it up and and say her attraction was based on Wayne’s “swagger” but I never recovered from that one. Last I heard, she was messing with some dude who looked like Papoose.

So am I the only one regularly running into women who love this guy? I’m having trouble believing anyone can look at this picture and think anything other than, “I wonder if they will ever make a Gremlins 3

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Comment by JayTee
2008-06-19 20:06:20

Umm….
your girl thinks hes attractive because wayne’s confidence is unfailing, and all throughout history, confidence has always been sexay…so there yar…wayne is gross, but his fame status, ego, and confidence appeals to women…
www.myspace.com/jayteekc

2008-06-19 22:15:21

I’ve always felt like men and women see attractiveness different. Men just attractiveness almost entirely on physical attributes. Women look at a lot of other factors such as status and wealth.

 
2008-06-23 19:11:26

harlot statement

 
 
Comment by JermainneB
2008-06-19 20:36:01

Sorry fam, I dont judge dudes on their looks.

2008-06-19 22:06:51

nice try. You tried to spin that like I’m on some gay stuff. But nothing I said was about me finding any man attractive. Men say other men are ugly all the time. For instance Freddy Krueger is an ugly dude. Are you telling me that there is something wrong with me saying that because he’s male? And just like Freddy, Wayne’s grill is the stuff nightmares are made of.

2008-06-23 19:12:06

freddy, you dumb as hell lolllllll

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Comment by Urban Thought
2008-06-19 22:16:55

Too funny. It is easy to point out ugly people. Clearly, this is the case with Wayne. I hear females talk about dude with so much appreciation of whatever it is they see.

 
Comment by The D.A.
2008-06-19 22:58:23

NIgga looks like he stinks!

 
2008-06-19 23:00:46

LMAO!!! Yo that pic funny as hell. And fuck swag, this dude was rappin on tracks like he was Sound FX dude on them ol’ Police academy movies before Gillie came around an LOANED him the Philly flow & Major Figgas chain for videos. Ahh!!Real Monsters, Icis, Crumb holding my eyeballs lookin ass nguh, lol.

 
Comment by JermainneB
2008-06-19 23:09:45

Lmao…Common man, you know im not implyihg that your on some homo sh*t cuz your obviously not, jus saying that us men shouldnt worry about other dudes’ looks (even if they are ugly). I remember MarcusH had a post simular to this one saying that Wayne is ugly also. I mean I would expect that from a female but damn he must not be too ugly if women are putting him on the top of their lists. lol

2008-06-19 23:17:40

I see your point. Maybe it’s one of those things we just shouldn’t waste brain power trying to figure out.

 
 
Comment by Deezee
2008-06-20 09:28:36

Lmao!
Females think that Wayne has alot of Swagger, but still he is ugly. I couldn’t imagine kissing him, but I’m sure in person he is a good dude. All my homegirls think that he is just the sexiest and finest, I don’t see it nor do I want to. The girl you asked probably just judging him off of appeal but maybe not with his face added to it. Ugh!
http://triplerdeezee.blogspot.com/

 
Comment by mixchic
2008-06-20 15:37:15

i think that pic right there he looks like one of the early stages of first mankind… like where is his neck? or yet he looks like someone who hasn’t washed in years.

 
Comment by DJ Diva
2008-06-20 23:54:58

that negro is ugly as hell! F the money!

Comment by Banana Cake
2008-08-16 23:34:03

Yup - he the nigga version of yota from star wars. eew!

 
 
Comment by JR Linkz
2008-06-22 20:50:07

Was that shorti you was dating favorite movie Beauty and the Beast by any chance?

 
Comment by ron g
2008-06-22 22:20:44

Attn Ladiez: Check out the total swagg mc at www.myspace.com/guardofdaeast
He goez by da name $Krilla

 
Comment by V-nastiii
2008-08-29 19:57:49

u guys are all jus haterzzz weezy is fine as f**k and his steez is ridiculous.

 
Comment by golden child
2008-09-15 20:59:05

Lil Wayne is fucking hideous. He makes Golem from Lord of the Rings look like LL Cool J. But its obvious why women love him. He’s the biggest rap and pop star in the world right now. He’s rich and famous. He’s an uber-baller. When he pulls up to a club in a Maybach or Rolls Royce, he can go home with all the girls in the place. I hate to say it, but most women rather have an ugly rich man than a pretty broke man who can’t do shit for them. On top of that he has that drugged-up bad boy rockstar image that pulls in groupies by the masses.

 
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