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Thursday, June 19, 2008 | 7:48pm

Can We All Just Agree That Lil Wayne Is The Ugliest Dude Alive Now?

Posted by Mike "Evorgleb" Belgrove

Don’t you dare feed that dude after midnight!

wayneugly.jpg

I once was dating a girl and I was kinda feelin’ her. In my effort to get a better understanding of what she was looking for in a man I asked her what celebrities she thought were attractive. My goal was to figure out how I fit in with her taste. So she starts to name off some guys. Basically the regulars that every women talks about (LL, Reggie Bush, ect.). Then she said something along the lines of, “But the man I think is the finest of all of them is Lil Wayne“. Then it was silent for a good minute or so. I didn’t know what to say. Not only do I personally share absolutely nothing physically in common with Wayne but that dude’s face honestly frightens me. Yesterday, I couldn’t watch his “million sold thank you” video on our site until I turned on all the lights in my apartment and checked all the closets to make sure nothing was hiding in there. Later she tried to clean it up and and say her attraction was based on Wayne’s “swagger” but I never recovered from that one. Last I heard, she was messing with some dude who looked like Papoose.

So am I the only one regularly running into women who love this guy? I’m having trouble believing anyone can look at this picture and think anything other than, “I wonder if they will ever make a Gremlins 3

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82 Responses to Can We All Just Agree That Lil Wayne Is The Ugliest Dude Alive Now?

  1. JayTee says:

    Umm….
    your girl thinks hes attractive because wayne’s confidence is unfailing, and all throughout history, confidence has always been sexay…so there yar…wayne is gross, but his fame status, ego, and confidence appeals to women…
    http://www.myspace.com/jayteekc

  2. JermainneB says:

    Sorry fam, I dont judge dudes on their looks.

  3. Too funny. It is easy to point out ugly people. Clearly, this is the case with Wayne. I hear females talk about dude with so much appreciation of whatever it is they see.

  4. The D.A. says:

    NIgga looks like he stinks!

  5. LMAO!!! Yo that pic funny as hell. And fuck swag, this dude was rappin on tracks like he was Sound FX dude on them ol’ Police academy movies before Gillie came around an LOANED him the Philly flow & Major Figgas chain for videos. Ahh!!Real Monsters, Icis, Crumb holding my eyeballs lookin ass nguh, lol.

  6. JermainneB says:

    Lmao…Common man, you know im not implyihg that your on some homo sh*t cuz your obviously not, jus saying that us men shouldnt worry about other dudes’ looks (even if they are ugly). I remember MarcusH had a post simular to this one saying that Wayne is ugly also. I mean I would expect that from a female but damn he must not be too ugly if women are putting him on the top of their lists. lol

  7. Deezee says:

    Lmao!
    Females think that Wayne has alot of Swagger, but still he is ugly. I couldn’t imagine kissing him, but I’m sure in person he is a good dude. All my homegirls think that he is just the sexiest and finest, I don’t see it nor do I want to. The girl you asked probably just judging him off of appeal but maybe not with his face added to it. Ugh!
    http://triplerdeezee.blogspot.com/

  8. mixchic says:

    i think that pic right there he looks like one of the early stages of first mankind… like where is his neck? or yet he looks like someone who hasn’t washed in years.

  9. DJ Diva says:

    that negro is ugly as hell! F the money!

  10. JR Linkz says:

    Was that shorti you was dating favorite movie Beauty and the Beast by any chance?

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  12. ron g says:

    Attn Ladiez: Check out the total swagg mc at http://www.myspace.com/guardofdaeast
    He goez by da name $Krilla

  13. V-nastiii says:

    u guys are all jus haterzzz weezy is fine as f**k and his steez is ridiculous.

  14. golden child says:

    Lil Wayne is fucking hideous. He makes Golem from Lord of the Rings look like LL Cool J. But its obvious why women love him. He’s the biggest rap and pop star in the world right now. He’s rich and famous. He’s an uber-baller. When he pulls up to a club in a Maybach or Rolls Royce, he can go home with all the girls in the place. I hate to say it, but most women rather have an ugly rich man than a pretty broke man who can’t do shit for them. On top of that he has that drugged-up bad boy rockstar image that pulls in groupies by the masses.

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  16. El Guapo says:

    this dude is the ugliest thing i ever seen , he disgusting, looks lik a damn bat!!!

  17. Ew says:

    I’m a girl and I think he is the ugliest rapper alive. Even uglier than Jay Z. I just don’t get the appeal! *vomits*

  18. NKD says:

    Yeah I’m a girl, and I’m sorry but he ugly! Look at those teeth man! And dem freaky eyes! ****! God can be so mean sometimes! He isn’t that good a rapper-I don’t mind rich but even I have standards dude!

  19. gman says:

    LOL last chick i tried to get with told me lil wayne was the sexiest guy on earth. I told her i should pile drive her head in the concrete.

    Im an ugly italian mofo, but still appear to be human. Obviously i didn’t get her, wasn’t sure if i even wanted her after that comment.

  20. ovaltine says:

    ok seriously…i been seein this dude out for a while now. in the words of tony montana “wad da f**k?” Im no homo but every time i see a myspace page with some illiterate chicken head cluckin about this guy i go “wad da f**k?” This dude is FUGLY. Not just the human kind either…he looks like a cross between a burn victim and somethin you find on your shoe when you step in doo doo! If bein ugly was an olympic sport, lil wayne’s crusty ass would take the gold every time!!

  21. hairyballs says:

    Lil Waynes face looks like my ballsack… And my ballsack aint sexy

  22. cupcake fairy tinkle berries says:

    lil wayne is ugly as ****

  23. Milla Man says:

    Honestly, from the writer of this blog to all the comments made, I have been reassured that there are naturally funny people out ther who don’t do it for a living..thanks to all of you, I have not laughed like this in a long time..each comment funnier than the next!!! Brava

  24. El Chupanalgas says:

    That nigga look like Jar Jar Binks

    Bitches only love money

  25. harajuku barbie says:

    He is HIDEOUS! ima 15 yo old gurl annd the thought of having this ugly ass brother up in me makes my little hole bone dry. nnnooo lie mah gay friend august says when he urgently needs to lose a boner he thinks of lil wayne naked other boys in my class agreed but all the bitches argued they’d fuck for a buck but he calls women hoes and sluts but he’s hurt! he has no right!

  26. Ashey Wingerberg says:

    Lil wayne iz sexy!

    • Alex says:

      Someone obviously is retarded… retard

    • Alex says:

      You’re obviously some cracked up whore who likes takin’ it in the feet by ugly ass faggots like Lil Wayne. Holy shit I can’t even look at him you probably like his raspy voice because it’s like he’s suckin cock… like you… schmuck

  27. Veggie Platter says:

    The truth about the appeal of Lil Wayne won’t truly come to light for another ten years or so. Once Wayne’s performing career has “waned”, much like Ja Rule, who was able to do some movies, we’ll see how “handsome” and appealing his features really are.

    For now, just think Ice T. and Flava Flav.

  28. Nanya Buizness says:

    Lil ugly should be his name, that is the ugliest face I have ever seen, even worse than Rocky Dennis! He is so ugly, when he was born the doctor tried to shove him back into his mom’s ass while hollering “he ain’t done yet, stick him back in the oven!” LOL!

  29. mature brotha says:

    He is so ugly

  30. murfuckers says:

    -_- wtf first of all why are u rating men u dirttyy lil homo murfucker, and second of all u prbbly look like shit urselfs, u cnt call another man ‘ugly’ unless your gay. UR MUMS PRBLY THE MOST UGLLIEST DDUDE ALIVEE FUCKING PRICK MURFUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSSS SUCK YAAA DAMN MUMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALA

    • terrain says:

      U GAY!! YO ASS THE ONE WHO SEARCHED THIS UP RITE?!?!? im pretty sure it did jus POP UP! u callin them gay cuz they tellin the truth?! the man is ugly DEAL WITH IT !! U GETTIN MAD!?!?! u the one who gay taking up fo anothaa man!! gay ass!! LIL WAYNE UGLY!! END OF CONVERSATION!

  31. Special1 says:

    Lil Wayne is one ugly mofo, if your girl likes Drake, B.O.B, , hell even Chris Brown, you might understand. Lil Wayne is to black men, like Kesha is to white women, one ugly ass specimen.

  32. Keptreal says:

    The fact that you are still getting a response years after the original post, should make it clear that he is truly one ugly child of God. As for the date, she has such poor taste that I hope you ran screaming in the other direction.

  33. akon says:

    everyone has got some funny pictures around due to some facial expressions.a part frm this picture yall kno the dude has fresh n nice pictures.y didnt u pose that one.u jst hating his a fresh dude jst dat he looks terrible sometyms wth too much tattoos on his body

  34. Mark Zuckerberg says:

    Dude looks like shit, sounds like farts and probably smells like ass.

  35. oscar says:

    Yea lil wayne looks like a martian but dat nigga pulls some of the hottest bitches around common lauren London!!

  36. Kdose says:

    Blame it on BET. Most girls that would think wayne is sexy would be those Section 8 baby Mamas just sittin down on their fat asses watching BET all day and wishing for better. Lil Wayne wouldnt stand a chance with none of these chicken headz if he was the regular broke nigga.

  37. mikki says:

    no Mike, it’s not u. I’m a woman and a dude that butt ugly cancels out any “swagger” yuk!

  38. Jovy says:

    LOL these comments are hilarious and so true. That is by far the worst picture of anything I have ever seen in my entire life. And I’ve seen pictures of decaying bodies.

  39. Taco says:

    yea I agree.lil Wayne is very ugly dude anybody can see that. Drake is ugly too but not as ugly as Wayne.

  40. hc360 says:

    I stumbled upon this blog by google imaging “ugly people” out of boredom and boy did I laugh my face off. Lil Tugly is just that. An ugly tug. This dude’s picture on this post came on my phone in a full screen kinda way and thank goodness for thos phone cases, otherwise I would be phoneless cuz I threw the phone away thinking I was staring at a dead monkey who spent his life drinking booze. All those things on his face, lord bless this child.

  41. Truth says:

    fame and money can turn anyone beautiful..and he is a prime example

  42. jenika sa pam says:

    see, he is accomplished talented bla bla bla.. i don care whether he is the king of the world . the fact remains that he has got the worst face in the world. lets be objective about this. u cant deny his face is so damn ugly . i get nauseous lol

  43. U Dont Need To Know My Name says:

    I like Lil Wayne because he has confidence but I wouldn’t date him or have sex with him because he is ugly. I went to his concert yesterday and he made a face while stickin out his tongue like he was lickin coochie and I threw up a little bit in my mouth. Other than that he had the best performance

  44. LMAO Funny shit says:

    OMG that was fuckin hilarious, thank you all i needed that, I’ve been wondering about that same thing for a long long time, “Most” bitches just love money, thats the way it’s always been

  45. MIa says:

    Know actually Gary bustek is

  46. LilWayneLover says:

    :O Fuck this shit.. Lil Wayne is amazing and sexy.. you just have some weird ass taste :P ..

  47. Larissa says:

    It aint even a question. He fukn butt-anus ugly. And he look like he a turtle. None my girlfriends would even let him use their toilet unless they was payin him to wash it.

  48. JarBray says:

    Holy shit dis nigga looks like someone beat his face in with a fkn shovel. Damn he is ugly…. And who the fuck let the stupid ass monkey write on his face. Nigga looks like his armpit would stink up yo and like u could kill the nigga with bug spray.

  49. Rohneoeo says:

    Imma ole school ni$$a that lil dude is butt ass nekkid ugly…GOd blessed him cause he survived the light…

  50. María says:

    Ughhh he’s ugly he looks like sh*t :’( I hate him. I’m a girl and for me, not even his personality or ‘confidence’ turns him into an attractive man.

  51. sir genkins says:

    it was lil wayne that cut the cord to the clock in gremlins part 1…DONT LET THAT NIGGA EAT AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!
    ..also why cant he just go back to nigeria

  52. april says:

    I ALWAYS

  53. ava says:

    I am a woman who is married to a man who always gets comments about how much he looks like Shemar Moore. I just want to say. I always thought he looked like a damn grimlin as aswell. Atleast he has confidence and rich. Yet, I don’t care. I would NEVER kiss that God forasake ugly grill of his. Btw. He sucks as a rapper.

  54. Judge says:

    Yo all fat ass bitches who don’t have shit
    To do and tk about the nigga who making
    Million a mouth it dose not matter how you
    Look iff you can get all bitches
    And he’s doing that getting all bitches
    I’m in 3grade wayne is funiest raper alive
    And he wrote more rap than anybody in rap
    Game now yoall go suck on ur cock hah

    • Alexander Blaze says:

      Shut the fuck up!! God damn your horrible grammar just shut up!!! I can’t even understand what your saying Jesus Christ!! Go back to school and I bet you’re an ugly motherfucker like Lil Wayne!!! There are many good rappers better than this ugly ass nigga!!! So go suck Lil Wayne’s cock!! Fucking faggot!!!

      • rick gonzalez says:

        damn dude! you just burned a 3rd grader, be careful what you say though because odds are he’s a white boy and his mom and dad might call the police and sue you for hurting his feelings. did i sound mean? oh well

    • rick gonzalez says:

      potty mouth! how did you even get on this site don’t your mommy and daddy have parental controls. go to time out

  55. Good times says:

    I’ve gotta say, when I googled “is Lil Wayne ugly?” I was not expecting all of these hilarious comments. Thanks for all the laughs guys!

  56. ButterFace says:

    Even beer goggles can’t fix that mug.

  57. IllOmen says:

    he looks like a cross between a burnt bat and a deformed yoda.

  58. jaselle says:

    Im a black women who is 20 yrs old and DILIKE LIL WAYNE SO MUCH!!!!”! HE IS DISREPECTFUL TO WOMEN i just can see what women c in any rapper who direspect women and find lil wayne sexy i just kinda hate that my generation today is brain washed. Nobody god no taste in god men nowdays and no taste in good music like…..maxwell :)

  59. jaselle says:

    Im a black women who is 20 yrs old and DILIKE LIL WAYNE SO MUCH!!!!”! HE IS DISREPECTFUL TO WOMEN i just can see what women c in any rapper who direspect women and find lil wayne sexy i just kinda hate that my generation today is brain washed. Nobody got no taste in good men nowdays and no taste in good music like…..maxwell :)

  60. rick gonzalez says:

    dammmnn that nigga ugly… wonder what type of accident he got into. oh yeah and i wonder why people even like his music hes putting out, shit its not like he even compares to 2pac(R.I.P)

  61. rick gonzalez says:

    (little chinese boy from gremlins)-”i told you not to feed it after midnight!”

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