Thursday, June 19, 2008 | 7:48pm
Can We All Just Agree That Lil Wayne Is The Ugliest Dude Alive Now?
Don’t you dare feed that dude after midnight!
I once was dating a girl and I was kinda feelin’ her. In my effort to get a better understanding of what she was looking for in a man I asked her what celebrities she thought were attractive. My goal was to figure out how I fit in with her taste. So she starts to name off some guys. Basically the regulars that every women talks about (LL, Reggie Bush, ect.). Then she said something along the lines of, “But the man I think is the finest of all of them is Lil Wayne“. Then it was silent for a good minute or so. I didn’t know what to say. Not only do I personally share absolutely nothing physically in common with Wayne but that dude’s face honestly frightens me. Yesterday, I couldn’t watch his “million sold thank you” video on our site until I turned on all the lights in my apartment and checked all the closets to make sure nothing was hiding in there. Later she tried to clean it up and and say her attraction was based on Wayne’s “swagger” but I never recovered from that one. Last I heard, she was messing with some dude who looked like Papoose.
So am I the only one regularly running into women who love this guy? I’m having trouble believing anyone can look at this picture and think anything other than, “I wonder if they will ever make a Gremlins 3“