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Remy Ma’s Wedding Cancelled when Papoose Found Trying to Smuggle in Handcuff Key

Posted by Juan

Was son trying to break his shorty out? You can’t make this up.

Yo Nation…peep this! This is not a joke and comes courtesy of the New York Daily News. Earlier today, Dos Un told you about the Remy Ma/ Papoose jailhouse wedding that WAS to take place today. However the nuptials were abuptly called off when ‘poose tried to break shorty out the bing! No bullsh*t. My man showed up with a handcuff key. Peep:

“A wedding was scheduled today and a visitor to that wedding service was found to be in possession of jail contraband so the wedding was canceled,” a corrections official told the Daily News.

“The key that was found today easily opened handcuffs that we and other law enforcement officials use,” the official said.

YO how hood is that bee?! According to the report, not only will Papoose NOT get to consummate a marriage, there won’t BE a wedding and he won’t be able to see his shorty until November. I guess that brings new meaning to Wyclef’s joint “I’ll be gone till November.” Papoose was not charged after he voluntarily surrendered the key to authorities.

Remy Ma (whose real name rightfully is Remy SMITH) will be sentenced tomorrow where she faces up to 25 years. Something tells me this stunt won’t make endear her to the judge.

11 Comments »

Comment by Marcus "Dos Un" Holmes

2008-05-12 20:33:38

classic smith

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Comment by kev

2008-05-12 21:07:25

just when it was crazy it got crazier. defiantly a story to tell your peeps

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Comment by Juan "S. Stylus" Perez

2008-05-12 21:09:45

Pass it on bro…pass it on. Very sad. I’m ashamed to say pap is from around the way.

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Comment by DJ Diva

2008-05-12 21:24:09

*dead* Just *dead*

What kinda of Looney Toons ish is that? Sneaking in a key? And where were they gonna run to? Africa?

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Comment by cahmodity

2008-05-12 21:49:22

What was ol boy thinking?

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Comment by RUTHLESSNYC

2008-05-12 21:52:36

man what the hell is wrong with him marrying her in the first place “Pap this is a sign telling you not to marry her fool!!”

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Comment by Shelia

2008-05-12 22:08:46

HA! I want to thank you Juan, this was right on time. I was so pissed at that suck of an interview that Bryant Gumbel did with Venus Williams that I needed a good laugh. I owe you one.

Good grief!

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Comment by Juan "S. Stylus" Perez

2008-05-12 23:45:51

Yeah they’re the new Bobby and Whitney

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Comment by One B

2008-05-13 06:18:25

This is the funniest sh*t i’ve ever heard… besides the fact that they are getting married in jail…
P.S leave africa outta this we’re not the ones tryna break brides out of jail..

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Comment by DJ Diva

2008-05-13 08:29:34

I was being sarcastic as to where would they be able to run and hide. I could have as easily said the Bronx. Toughen up!

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