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3 Texas Teens Exhume Body Of A Young Boy and Make A Bong From the Skull

Posted by Juan

What a bizarre week of news.

Grave Diggers: Kevin Jones (left) and Matthew Gonzalez, both 17. Matthew Rule, 16 (not pictured)

Did you hear about this? Three Texas teenagers allegedly exhumed a corpse, severed its head, and used the skull as a homemade weed bong. Police in Humble, Texas (what an ironic name) learned of the bizarre incident while investigating an unrelated credit card heist executed by the grave diggers. Their victim was Willie Simms, a young child died in the 1920s. When police first questioned one of the defendants Matthew Gonzalez, he reportedly got so nervous that he threw up on his plate of food he had been eating.

Each of the defendants was charged with misdemeanor abuse of a corpse on Wednesday. I guess they were already so high they never got around to smoking so no drug charges. Photos courtesy of The Smoking Gun

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Comment by Urban Thought

2008-05-09 16:11:07

Just when you think you’ve heard it all. This sounds like part two of HOW HIGH.

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Comment by cahmodity

2008-05-09 19:29:58

Wow…only in da south…these mufu**as is crazy down here son!

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Comment by malcolm

2008-05-09 21:39:31

What… they couldn’t spend 45 cents for an apple?

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Comment by Urban Thought

2008-05-10 08:41:42

They could have taken a glass, some foil, a rubber band and some water. Called it a day. And if you didn’t have a rubber band… use tape.

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Comment by Juan "S. Stylus" Perez

2008-05-10 12:31:51

As a former West Virginia Univ. student I’ve seen it all. Apples, gravity bongs made from 2 liter soda bottles…you could use anything. Obviously these kids had bigger issue. I’m sure there are some health issue there.

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Comment by Mike "Evorgleb" Belgrove

2008-05-10 10:36:23

how is severing a head from a corpse only a misdemeanor? I’m feeling like there should be amore severe charge for that.

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Comment by Juan "S. Stylus" Perez

2008-05-10 12:32:42

I guess its like cutting down a tree no? I mean there’s no real body. Its just bone…not even a corpse.

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Comment by whozhe

2008-05-11 06:36:50

What kind of a high do you get from smoking drugs through a human skull? They must have been looking for some sort of supernatural high. Freaks is the word.

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