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Monday, April 28, 2008 | 9:24am

Woman Nearly stabbed to Death By Friend For Yakking During “Top Model.”

Posted by Juan

You can’t make this stuff up.

Tyra Banks

Apparently they take their “America’s Next Top Model” very seriously in the Northwest.  According to Seattlepi.com, A Seattle woman (42) caught a jux Wednesday because she wouldn’t stop talking during the show.

According to the report, her and her friends were in an apartment drinking and watching the Tyra Banks hosted reality show when the woman was told to stop talking.  When the yakker refused, she was showed the door.  A heated altercation insued, it escalated to a physical fight with the ladies grabbing each others hair ripping portions out.  The attacker then pulled a paring knife from a nearby apple and began stabbing her talkative homegirl. Shocked, the other ladies stepped in to grab the knife and the mad woman ran off.

Police found the yappy victim on a neighbor’s couch with a blood-soaked towel covering her chest wound. The woman had gone upstairs and knocked on the neighbor’s door for help, saying she had been stabbed and her money was taken.  Medics took her to Harborview Medical Center where she would need a blood transfusion to save her life. Police discovered a clump of hair in a garbage can, but the pairing knife/ murder weapon is still missing. The angry attacker is still at large.

Talk about some ghetto, hood rat ish.   You stabbed your homegirl cause she was flapping her gums while u were trying to watch Top Model?  Now you’re going to get sent up state for the rest of your life over some bullsh*t.  Worst part about it is there aint no CW in the bing!  

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5 Responses to Woman Nearly stabbed to Death By Friend For Yakking During “Top Model.”

  1. I dont think there are any of us that haven’t thought about stabbing or pummeling someome who wouldn’t shut the eff up during our favorite show. The alcohol made her go through with it though.

  2. 4PL says:

    Sometimes you just gotta stab a bitch for her to shut the fuck up

  3. Yeah I understand on the funny tip but that ish really happened. Like for real for real. What a dummy. Over some weak ass Tyra Banks show? It’ll rerun a thousand times on MTV.

  4. Cahmodity says:

    Like 4PL sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do for em’ to shut their mouth! That’s bananas!

  5. m.impeccable says:

    had no idea Seattle was so gully…

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