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Friday, April 4, 2008 | 9:12am
Pregnancy Test That You Plug Into Your Computer?
This one’s for all the tech geeks that worry about a seed taking them away from their World of Warcraft time.
Seems like with the lack of quality birth control, it looks like more people are taking risks and the need quicker answers to the consequences of their dumb out.
I thought this was a joke but it seems to be as serious as a child support payment. A new product has debuted called Pteq and it is a pregnancy test that you plug into a USB port on your computer after you urinate on it. That’s right, you pee on it, then plug it into your computer. Sounds smart doesn’t it? After you plug your test into your computer, it analyzes the sample and will let you know if there is indeed a bun in the oven. So is this a huge step in technology or one of the dumber things you’ve heard today? I’m leaning towards the later.
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Perhaps if this was a paternity test kit that you can find out at home then they would have something to work with.
What was wrong with the tests you do not plug into a computer? This is crazy, I am not having some girls urine near my computer. lol
Why would you need to plug it into the computer? Is it going to give you a DNA scan too? The regular joints you get a the pharmacy are just fine. This is a waste of time, money, and technology. And who came up with the idea to plug piss into a computer anyway?!?! Way too much time on their hands these days.
they claim it is more accurate
gamble
What does it say about us as a society that we need this, and tests to find baby daddy??
Big brother is watching! Make sure you turn off that internet access before you upload that USB bad boy.