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Thursday, March 27, 2008 | 12:20pm
DNA Paternity Tests Now Available at Rite Aid
The Results are In: 4PL…… You are not the father!
Rite Aid has begun selling DNA Paternity Tests over the counter (except for in New York State). 30 bucks plus another 120 in lab fees and you to can do your best Mike Jackson impression “….but the kid is not my son… don’t think twice”. All you need is a cheek swab from the seed, ya self, and ya B.M. (Baby Mother) and in 3-5 days you’ll be able to host your own episode of Maury in ya living room. These tests aren’t admissible in court, so for child support you’ll still have to go to a traditional lab. (Game Blouses)!
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thats wzup, bout damn time, not that i need but good to know, a battle won in the war against smith scio’s
I’m just wondering who is paying for the processing. Will baby momma pay for it and tell you to reimburse her if “you are the father” or will dude still run for the hills?
Aw shit…that means I can’t see niggaz break dancing on Maury after the results come back negative and they aren’t the father…Fuuuuck!
I think this might actually cause more fights. Now chicks gonna catch beat downs in the privacy of their own home if they accuse a cat of fathering a baby and he didn’t.
Maybe they’ll run a two for one special. Just in case.