Soon You Will Be Able to Take Commercial Space Flights, What!!!

Posted by Marcus "Dos Un" Holmes

Virgin cake

For a whopping $200,000, sometime around June 2009 you’ll be able to take a 2-3 hour commercial space trip. Crazy as hell right. I thought the same thing but alot of people wit queso are already puttin’ the loot down. The Virgin Galactic spacecraft was introduced to the world yesterday. They will begin testing this June and owners say its manufactured and tested to be 100 times safer than Nasa. I don’t know about that, sounds like a sales technique. Too good to be true.

Me, personally I don’t wanna even pass through space on the way to heaven so going to outer space and potentially getting caught in a gamble only to float away until I suffocate…..no gracias no mas! The space tubes as I call them will be attached to a White Knight which will take off similar to a regular plane then fly high above the clouds. Once there, the tubes will detach for the length of the gamble. They say you’ll even have 5 minutes of weightlessness. Nuts, Tell me how it is, uno.

Pat Dollard