Arrested on charges of  Disorderly Conduct 

Last Thursday morning, hip-hop performer (sometimes rapper) Young Jeezy was arrested outside of an Atlanta-area strip club after mouthed off to a group of off-duty cops who were moonlighting as security guards at the Stroker’s Club in Clarkson, Georgia.  Jeezy (born Jay “Jerkins” Jenkins) was charged with disorderly conduct.  According to police the argument did not extend beyond a verbal confrontation.  Jenkins was arraigned and ordered to pay a $284 fine.
I just had a great idea.  I propose that the Rodger Goodell, The NFL’s new commissioner and resident hard ass should extend his new conduct policy to cover rappers as well.  After what really is the difference between football players Michael Vick, Pac-Man Jones or Tank Johnson and rappers Jeezy, Lil Wayne and Young Buc. 

What the hell is the difference?

For one they all are from the south, they all have gold teeth, they all smoke weed and none of them really can rap.  You’ll find them all hanging out at the NBA All-Star games, strip clubs in Atlanta or hanging out in Miami driving SUV’s with 10 Thousand inch rims.  The similarities don’t stop there.  They all love chicken and watermelon, wear braids in their hair and make more headlines on the police blotter now-a-days than the Billboard charts or the Pro Bowl lists.  It only makes sense.  Since Goodell is trying to rid the league of all the troublesome riff raff he might as well rid Hip Hop of all the wack-ass rappers as well who stay getting arrested.