Comments on: Clemens Steroid side-effects causes him to pursue homosexual relationship with Andy Pettite

By: Marco

Marco — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 23:23:18 +0000

I’m a little late posting this, but thought I’d mention something anyway. It’s a scientific fact that using steroids does increase a man’s desire to be anally penetrated. Once the testosterone breaks down into estrogen, the steroid user craves to be done. He’s not gay, just needs it badly.

By: Yes, that does make him gay | Cloudshot

Yes, that does make him gay | Cloudshot — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:37:15 +0000

[...] Oh, by the way, this isn’t first time someone has mused on the subject… [...]

By: gary freedman

gary freedman — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:15:18 +0000

people who spread rumors that somebody is homosexual are mentally ill.

By: Xerxes35

Xerxes35 — Mon, 26 May 2008 16:42:48 +0000

Is the recent revelation that Roger had or has a liaison with a woman not his wife something of a beard, to hide the deeper forthcoming?) revelation about him and precious Andy?
Did Andy move his family back to the frozen North? Are Andy and Roger still an item? Or is Andy spreading his wings, so to speak, to include perennial gays: Derek, Jorge, A-Rod? Has anyone heard anything about the Rocket “educating” his four sons in the real male way? Hmmmm

By: S Dot Stylus

S Dot Stylus — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:13:26 +0000

d.u.h. you obviously didn’t read the post.

By: andy

andy — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:27:05 +0000

haha that made me laugh i hate the yankees and the redsox

they’re all homos in my book

By: d.u.h.

d.u.h. — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 02:11:57 +0000

Are there really people who still use the word “gay” as a put-down? What are you, 8? 8 1/2 going on 9? Do girls still have cooties? Do you still snicker when someone says, “poo” or get a case of the giggles when you see a package of hot dogs?

Listen, the only guys who are go around accusing other guys of being gay are closet homosexuals. In other words, this would not have even crossed your mind were it not for the sexual attraction you felt for the boys in the Yankee dugout in the first place. What are your other fantasies? No wait, I don’t even want to know.

By: Ronnie

Ronnie — Thu, 10 May 2007 21:19:29 +0000

These are comments posted on http://sportsblog.abc13.com/ Roger and Andy’s hometown news station! Enjoy!

Does Andy have “pictures” of Roger doing something he should not be doing? Did Andy say, get up here and help bail me out of this mess or else I go to the press with these pictures?

Remember these comments by both players? “It’s good to be home.” “Get to be with our families.” Face it! It was lies. Just as your pitching. You two can’t hack it in the National League. We know Oswalt is the best!

Hey Roger, if Andy had a pencil in his back pocket and made a sharp right hand turn, you might lose an eye. That’s how far you have your nose up his rear. Thank you Bagwell & Biggio. They are just two of the special players that put the Astros on the minds of people across the nation. Andy and Roger just wanted to jump on the bandwagon. Berkman, Oswalt, and the rest of you class act Astros that are with us for the 2007 Season I want them to know how much we as fans appreciate them. I know they will not say what they really think to the media, that is how much class they have. I’ll say it for them. “No Traitors Allowed.” “Thank God the hype is over, now let’s play some ball.” “Mutt and Jeff went to where?”
Go Astros – start scoring some runs – you have the pitching on your side.

Hey Rocket, next time your in Katy you can come by and kiss us goodbye the right way, between my seams. Man I thought you were a stand up guy. But like all of you high priced entertainers, you’re no different.
To me a piece of garbage just left and went to New York. You made it to the series with us, but you recorded your “Shortest World Series start.” To think I shook your hand and thanked you for being an ambassardor to the game. I hope you choke.
And Yankee fans can kiss our asses here in Houston.
You have the worst team that Money can buy!

By: S Dot Stylus

S Dot Stylus — Mon, 07 May 2007 19:28:31 +0000

You know what you’re right…I don’t know how to spell thanks for correcting me fellas. Seems like Roger won’t need to either he just needs to count decimal places. With a payroll thats 100K more than the next highest team the Yankees BETTER win it all or I will have a lot to say.

What happened Cashman? Igawa was a bust? How much did you pay for him? $45 Million for a reliever at best? UGH. Clemens is gay. The only reason he went to Houston was in hopes that they’d bring back those rainbow uniforms they wore back in the 80′s.

By: JIK

JIK — Mon, 07 May 2007 18:23:07 +0000

You might want to check on the word “comradely” too. Pretty sure you were going for “camaraderie,” and missed like Jason Varitek swinging at a Clemens fastball.
What else would you expect from a guy with YH on his hat?

By: jAY

jAY — Mon, 07 May 2007 17:44:59 +0000

Interesting theory. Would be funnier if you’d spell P-U-R-S-U-E correctly.

By: SPORTSGIRL365

SPORTSGIRL365 — Mon, 07 May 2007 17:33:20 +0000

Nice theory…nobody’s ever accused the Yankees dugout of homosexuality before. Ever.

By: Scott Allan's World

Scott Allan's World — Mon, 07 May 2007 16:51:20 +0000

Darth Clemens cannot be turned from the Dark Side…

Update:
Hat Tip goes to reader Michael who gave me a link to Highbrid Nation with the “real” reason Clemens picked the Yankees. Clemens and Pettitte would probably feel more comfortable with Jeter and A-Rod….

By: Evorgleb

Evorgleb — Mon, 07 May 2007 14:13:19 +0000

very interesting theory

By: Dos Un

Dos Un — Mon, 07 May 2007 00:26:43 +0000

obvious hater, pay no attn