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Sunday, May 6, 2007 | 5:31pm
Clemens Steroid side-effects causes him to pursue homosexual relationship with Andy Pettite
Pettitte and Roger gay lovers? For the second straight year, Roger Clemens announced today that he is returning from his spring break AKA temporary retirement. Should I as a avid baseball fan believe this however? Or is this part of Major League Baseball’s more elaborate plot to suspend Roger Clemens for steroid use. Is it [...]
Pettitte and Roger gay lovers?
For the second straight year, Roger Clemens announced today that he is returning from his spring break AKA temporary retirement. Should I as a avid baseball fan believe this however? Or is this part of Major League Baseball’s more elaborate plot to suspend Roger Clemens for steroid use. Is it not interesting that baseball’s revised steroid policy suspends violators for 50 games…just about the same number of games he forfeit last year prior to returning to pitch for the Astros.
Roger Clemens suffers ‘Roids Rage side effects in 2000 World Series
Why then wouldn’t MLB just announce the suspension? Well baseball already has a public relations nightmare on their hands with swirling allegations surrounding Barry Bonds. All these are perhaps conspiracy theories that bored sports fans and bloggers have addressed before with Clemens.
Roger’s steroid aided physique
The interesting thing about today’s announcement however is why the Yankees? Well it is well know that Roger and 2-time Yankees pitcher Andy Pettitte are good friends. It was well documented that Pettitte‘s free agent signing heavily influenced Clemens original signing with Houston and I’m assuming Andy’s re-signing with the Yankees influenced his decision to come back and try and win again with the Yankees. Well what does all this mean?
Anabolic Steroids clinically produces an excess of estrogen in the body, through a process known as “aromatization” whereby androgens like testosterone are converted to estrogen. This excess estrogen can produce sexual side effects like men growing larger breast or producing an increased affinity towards other men, yes homosexuality. Is it a stretch to think that the same “team camaraderie” that Clemens said he misses from the game in today’s press conference announcing his return is actually just him missing the men…perhaps a boyfriend…perhaps Andy Pettitte. I don’t believe its a stretch to think so. Am I hating as a Mets fan? Perhaps but the facts still remain.
Clemens shares an intimate moment with an unnamed Japanese ballplayer.
Then again there’s always Jeter.
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very interesting theory
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Nice theory…nobody’s ever accused the Yankees dugout of homosexuality before. Ever.
Interesting theory. Would be funnier if you’d spell P-U-R-S-U-E correctly.
You might want to check on the word “comradely” too. Pretty sure you were going for “camaraderie,” and missed like Jason Varitek swinging at a Clemens fastball.
What else would you expect from a guy with YH on his hat?
You know what you’re right…I don’t know how to spell thanks for correcting me fellas. Seems like Roger won’t need to either he just needs to count decimal places. With a payroll thats 100K more than the next highest team the Yankees BETTER win it all or I will have a lot to say.
What happened Cashman? Igawa was a bust? How much did you pay for him? $45 Million for a reliever at best? UGH. Clemens is gay. The only reason he went to Houston was in hopes that they’d bring back those rainbow uniforms they wore back in the 80′s.
These are comments posted on http://sportsblog.abc13.com/ Roger and Andy’s hometown news station! Enjoy!
Does Andy have “pictures” of Roger doing something he should not be doing? Did Andy say, get up here and help bail me out of this mess or else I go to the press with these pictures?
Remember these comments by both players? “It’s good to be home.” “Get to be with our families.” Face it! It was lies. Just as your pitching. You two can’t hack it in the National League. We know Oswalt is the best!
Hey Roger, if Andy had a pencil in his back pocket and made a sharp right hand turn, you might lose an eye. That’s how far you have your nose up his rear. Thank you Bagwell & Biggio. They are just two of the special players that put the Astros on the minds of people across the nation. Andy and Roger just wanted to jump on the bandwagon. Berkman, Oswalt, and the rest of you class act Astros that are with us for the 2007 Season I want them to know how much we as fans appreciate them. I know they will not say what they really think to the media, that is how much class they have. I’ll say it for them. “No Traitors Allowed.” “Thank God the hype is over, now let’s play some ball.” “Mutt and Jeff went to where?”
Go Astros – start scoring some runs – you have the pitching on your side.
Hey Rocket, next time your in Katy you can come by and kiss us goodbye the right way, between my seams. Man I thought you were a stand up guy. But like all of you high priced entertainers, you’re no different.
To me a piece of garbage just left and went to New York. You made it to the series with us, but you recorded your “Shortest World Series start.” To think I shook your hand and thanked you for being an ambassardor to the game. I hope you choke.
And Yankee fans can kiss our asses here in Houston.
You have the worst team that Money can buy!
Are there really people who still use the word “gay” as a put-down? What are you, 8? 8 1/2 going on 9? Do girls still have cooties? Do you still snicker when someone says, “poo” or get a case of the giggles when you see a package of hot dogs?
Listen, the only guys who are go around accusing other guys of being gay are closet homosexuals. In other words, this would not have even crossed your mind were it not for the sexual attraction you felt for the boys in the Yankee dugout in the first place. What are your other fantasies? No wait, I don’t even want to know.
haha that made me laugh i hate the yankees and the redsox
they’re all homos in my book
d.u.h. you obviously didn’t read the post.
Is the recent revelation that Roger had or has a liaison with a woman not his wife something of a beard, to hide the deeper forthcoming?) revelation about him and precious Andy?
Did Andy move his family back to the frozen North? Are Andy and Roger still an item? Or is Andy spreading his wings, so to speak, to include perennial gays: Derek, Jorge, A-Rod? Has anyone heard anything about the Rocket “educating” his four sons in the real male way? Hmmmm
people who spread rumors that somebody is homosexual are mentally ill.
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I’m a little late posting this, but thought I’d mention something anyway. It’s a scientific fact that using steroids does increase a man’s desire to be anally penetrated. Once the testosterone breaks down into estrogen, the steroid user craves to be done. He’s not gay, just needs it badly.