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Wednesday, March 14, 2007 | 3:01pm
Whoa, Tila Tequila Truly Sucks!
Ok, most people who use MySpace know who Tila Tequila is. That is because she is the most popular person on MySpace. The current count on her friends list is around 1,723,376. Yeh that’s right she’s closing in on 2 million. Why is she so popular? I haven’t a clue. I don’t see what is [...]
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Ok, most people who use MySpace know who Tila Tequila is. That is because she is the most popular person on MySpace. The current count on her friends list is around 1,723,376. Yeh that’s right she’s closing in on 2 million. Why is she so popular? I haven’t a clue. I don’t see what is so different between her and the truck loads of other models on MySpace. From what I understand, before MySpace she was a just another import racing girl (thats the Asian equivelant of a video hoe model for those who don’t know) who suffered from severe “Lollipop Syndrome”. Anyway it looks like she is trying to spin her fame into a music career not unlike Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton and Brook Hogan. And like them, she’s awful at it. Tila’s new video recently dropped and it truly sucks. Seriously I think my eyes are bleeding from watching it. I can not begin to explain how bad this song and video are. I’m not sure how many people have bought this song on iTunes but hopefully its not many. This is just crap. She doesn’t even sing…or rap. She just talks and screams over the track. Meanwhile she awkwardly rolls around on the floor. Are you serious?!! Check out the video and tell me what you think.


We all know it doesn’t take talent to be famous these days. With the right audience anyone can be a star.
yea she is wack.
she has fake tits, fake lashes, she is a fake hoe, and to me she is still a short oompa loompa import model.
take away that bling, and extensions and make up.
you have short vietnamese guy.
Yes I have to agree with you that Tila sucks big time. Probably she sucked before and will continue to suck
Anyway there is a huge drop in music talent worldwide. There is an overproduction of music because anybody can throw together a few beats and play around and generate some kind of song out of it. I will always prefer the classical composers over anything modern. And when it comes to contemporary artists I prefer singer/songwriters over anyone else.
I’m with Ramon, if you are not a singer/song writer i pretty much will think you suck (now-a-days that is). Anyone can and will drop a song, and with the idiots today, the proper advertising package will make you a star.
^ well she has the biggest marketing machine behind her, MySpace
Expect a hospital bill from my attorneys. Encouraging me to see that video is the equivalent of raping my eyeballs.
well she can sing if you heard any of her other tracks….n i like her song and video…huh she must have did something fa her to be so famous
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My brain hurts.
I’m sorry, I really can’t call someone who tries to rap about myspace a freakin musician! She mentions top 8 in almost every song….
and No ishmael SHE CANT SING, I have heard her other tracks, eve paralyzed, the song where she doesn’t just scream, she sounds like another paris hilton or brook hogan….no talent, just money….and her money is all from porn.
I don’t care how hot this girl is, she simply has no talent.
First of all I love Lindsay Lohan and thinks she does well in both acting and singing.. But I do agree that Tila’s first iTunes release isn’t the best. Even if she doesn’t have much talent, she does have songs that are much better than “I Love U”, such as “Fuck Ya Man” or “Paralyzed”. Oh, and she NEEDS to stop mentioning MySpace in her songs. Yeah, yeah it got her famous, but we don’t hear Kelly Clarkson singing about American Idol, do we?
I watched a bit of TT’s show and went to her myspace to see what she was all about and all I could think is can someone keep her away from blond wigs and the video cam. She has no talent. Someone would have to be crazy to buy that BS. Shame on her. She wouldn’t even buy her own crap.
THERE IS no excuse for this kind of auditory rape.Obviously the media won’t step in……So…I have decided to form a team of those of you who wish to prevent this kinda tragedy from further destruction to help me KILL TILA TEQUILA.This is a direct threat on your LIFE TILA I will kill you you talentless bitch.Oh and it too will be a reality tv show except it will be called Shot at Life and will feature different civilians trying to kill her first to do so wins the satisfaction of doing so.
P.S. Fuck you TILA
While I normally say direct threats on a individual’s life are prohibited I will make an exception because doing so could save a life in turn Death to the TILA Death to you